005 ♒ Video | Day 199

[fishdouche]

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]
 

Comments

[callmeimouto]

Well that too....

It's weird when I start agreeing with you.

[fishdouche]

Right. I didn't think the day wwould come.

[callmeimouto]

I still don't believe it's here actually.

[fishdouche]

Wwhat exactly are you implyin'?

[callmeimouto]

That we're total opposites and shouldn't agree to anything.

[fishdouche]

Too fuckin' right.

[callmeimouto]

...Oh no we agreed again!

This needs to end! Tell me, what do you think of little sisters?! [SURELY THEY'LL DISAGREE ON WHATEVER OPINIONS THEY HAVE ON THIS.]

[fishdouche]

Nevver had one.

[callmeimouto]

But I mean- do you find them cute?!

[fishdouche]

I find them just as annoyin' as I find all human family units.

[callmeimouto]

Yup. There it is. The most idiotic opinion I've ever heard. I knew us agreeing couldn't last long.

[fishdouche]

Wwhatevver. Not like I wwanted to agree wwith you in the first place.

[callmeimouto]

.....Tsundere.

[yup.]

[fishdouche]

Wwhat did you just fuckin' call me?

[callmeimouto]

Tsu-n-de-re

[ :3c ]

It means you have trouble saying your true feelings.

[fishdouche]

I don't havve any trouble tellin' your people to fuck off.

[callmeimouto]

You have trouble accepting you're a tsundere.

[fishdouche]

Because I'm not! Can't I just legitimately hate most people? Because I do.