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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] fishdouche) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-01-03 07:47 pm

005 ♒ Video | Day 199

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]
 

terribubble: (MOCK * let's not talk about that)

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[personal profile] terribubble 2013-01-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ she has so many different feelings about the last part that she's not even going to touch it. ]

)(e didn't steal me.
I still saw you as a frond at t)(e time and I broke up wit)( you before anyt)(ing )(appened.
But you really mig)(t as well be a barkbeast, t)(en maybe I would forgive you easier.
terribubble: (PESTER * cuttlefishCuller)

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[personal profile] terribubble 2013-01-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
)(a)(a)(a, you and your stupid fis)( face )(ad never been )(umble, -EV-ER!
Leave bot)( of us alone unless you want me to punc)( you in t)(e gills.
BY----E -ERIDAN!