asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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...a worm. The - slither... bea... it's called a worm.

A snake actually, imbecile.

...one or the other... from a certain height, they look like the same thing, too.

... Uh, I fuckin' guess. If you can fly.

...anyway, is this person really quite so - bad?

Wworse. He's a moirail thief an' a freak a' nature.

A... mouse rail thief?

Moirail. Fuckin' humans, are you all this deaf?

It's entirely unlike someone's best friend, but that's the only vvocabulary you havve that fits.

How can someone... steal a friend?

Wwhen they lie! He turned her against me, an' then he got her fuckin' culled!

So he's a - killer, not only a... shouldn't you start with that? Isn't that the important part?

[Eridan just quirks an eyebrow.]

Wwhy wwould that matter?

How can - killing people not matter?

Wwe'vve all culled some assblood or another at one point.

...don't sound so - casual. So casual about it.

And wwhy not?

Because death's not something people can recover from.

Then they shouldn't let themselvves get culled. It's simple, actually.

You think people die because they're... weak? Or willing?

I don't think so, no.

I knoww.

[ The politest, most frustrated objection he can manage - ]

You don't know as much as you think you do.

An' wwhat makes you say somethin' like that?

Because you're not right about that. Sometimes, people die because they choose to. Because they have no choice. Or because they never had a reason not to.

Sometimes, people die so you won't do it instead.

And all of those reasons are idiotic! You die because you're wweak. Emotionally or physically.

[He scoffs.]

Believve me, I havve first hand experience.

You... died?

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