asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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what did i just tell you!
oh my god
eridan stop

wwhat
did i say anythin that wwasnt the fuckin truth

you will say all these things and then later on wonder why nobody wants to be friends with you again
did you stop to think that maybe if you were nice to feferi instead of being a huge asshole that she might not want to hit you every time she sees you?
im telling u this for ur own benefit here
youre being a giant douchebag and you should stop before it gets worse

evven if i wwas perfectly nice to her wwhich i wwas wwhen she first got here
shed still wwant to cull me because shes been blinded by that fuckin lispin asshole of a troll for far too long
she cant evver see sense again
wwhat youd rather i rolled ovver and just let her stab me in the back again

omg dont be so dramatic
sollux has nothing to do with it im pretty sure you magic stabbing her is what caused it like i keep saying
and no i dont think you should do that but the way you keep fighting w her its as if you WANT it to happen

its goin to happen wwhether i fuckin wwant it to or not
so wwhy let her fuckin hurt me again
id rather be a bit more proactivve

do not fuckin make that face at me
there is nothin about this situation that requires your wweird human pity
its just facts a life you accept it an movve on

:( :(
come on im trying to help you out here

i already fuckin told you rox
shes not goin to forgivve me evven if i said that i didnt mean to science stab her
emphasis on the fuckin science

you mean ur fake science since im pretty sure i heard you used magic

anyway
ive been thinking about that thing you asked me a few days ago

wwho the fuck told you that lie

wwhat you havve
wwell wwhat did you decide

[So cool. Look at that. She'd never guess that he's literally stuffed half of his scarf in his mouth.]

im thinking i should give it a chance
i mean you really DO need a moirail to try and stop you doing this redic over the top stuff all of the time
and if you want me to be that
well i cant turn it down can i

fuck really
youre not just fooling around rox

i wouldnt fool around w something like this!

oh wwell
thanks rox
i mean it i knoww i fucked up wwith fef but i can be a good moirail
youll see

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i hope so
i guess we will see?
:3

[Oh.. diamonds... that makes sense, it was the quadrant symbol right?]

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yeah i guess wwe wwill

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