asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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Yeah, I know. Or rather, she told me she was on her way over to yours. Did you really expect something different? You called her a harlot Eridan.

She fuckin' deservved it for abandonin' me an' laughin' about it wwith that lispin excuse for a troll.

She didn't abandon you! Do I have to point out you were never actually her red boyfriend, Sollux was. And you tried to kill them, and actually managed it with her! Of course she's going to smack you one!

You're really making this much worse you know. Even though the post is funny.

I knoww I wwasn't her matesprit! But I wwas her fuckin' moirail, Rox. Wwe wwere hatched for each other, and she dropped me because I wwas too much fuckin' trouble for her to handle.

[He frowns quietly, muttering under his breath.]

Didn'tmeantokillher.

Yeah, I know.

[She sighs, not saying anything for the moment.]

Have you said you're sorry yet?

No. An' I don't fuckin' intend to.

[He huffs, crossing his arms over his chest with a flourish.]

It would probably help things a lot, you know.

[Shes trying to do moirail things here just accept it, jeez.]

[You already rejected him, Roxy. He can't trust you with his huge amount of feelings, clearly. :| ]

You don't knoww her, Rox. She'll fuckin' laugh--just like she did at Vvris.

[It wasn't a rejection it was a I need time!]

You are not going to change your mind here are you.

It's not that I wwouldn't... but, I can't, Rox.

Not an' keep my pride intact.

[And nothing is worth more than that to Eridan.]

You don't have to broadcast it to the whole world! What about talking in private?

She'll just tell Sol so that they can fuckin' laugh.

Since when did you care what SOllux thinks?

Since he took the only fuckin' thing that evver mattered in my life!

He didn't steal her though... I thought she broke up with you?

Only because that little fuck seduced her awway.

Do you wanna talk about it?

... Ye--no.

[He frowns, waving his hands in front of him dramatically.]

Talkin' about it isn't goin' to do anythin'.

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