[013-Text] Evening of day 195

[tipsygnostalgia]

well this is just great
i was off minding my own business and i somehow wake up in some weird place called asgard
this is another dream world right....?

haha im just fucking w you all
i mean not the bit about minding my own business since that was actually true
i think i got sent back home
and i didnt know anything about this place but once i woke up here again i remembered everything thats gone on here like it was yesterday
actually i think it WAS yesterday
like im back in my apartment atm and it feels like ive been gone for MONTHS but my cats are just lazing around on my bed not even giving a single fuck about me being gone
speaking of which i am pretty sure that finding a roomie to come live w/ me is still a thing i need to do
so if anyone wants 2 come share with me get in touch?
anyway
so yeah asgard wtf
i was actually in the middle of something hugely important
see my friends were all being total disasters
and i was in moon jail because the batterwitch put me there
and she wanted me to help her out
like that was EVER going to happen but i decided to check out her shitty files anyway
then all of the sudden im looking at faceless natives again
i think i saw it and just decided NOPE
literally nope'd my way out of there into another dimension
but couldnt u have waited just a few more seconds at least
now i will never know what was in that file
uuuuuuurgh
i feel like my life is becoming a peter jackson trilogy
wait for fucking ever to get more info and then suddenly when everything is drama to the max i get yoinked back and have to wait months AGAIN for the next part
:'(
anyway whats up
did i miss anything?

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[biifurcatiion]

no you liiterally dii2appeared ye2terday.
what the fuck could have po22iibly happened?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

uh
because i think u will find a LOT can actually happen in one day sollux?

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[biifurcatiion]

iif thii2 ii2 2ome bull2hiit about our 2e22iion you 2hould recall that ii played the fuckiing game fiir2t.
II CODED THE DAMN THIING.
there ii2 not a 2iingle 2peck of tho2e mechaniic2 ii dont know about by now.
but thii2 ii2 a2gard, and 2iince the ciity ii2 not on fiire, and niine tiime2 out of ten nothiing happen2 iin a 2iingle day, maybe you 2hould calm your tiit2.

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[magician_of_words]

I don't want to pry into your personal life, but what in the world is a batterwitch?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

shes this horrible genocidal sea alien
who probably thinks shes just the hottest shit to ever exist

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[magician_of_words]

Oh that clarified
Actually, I'm still confused.

[considerate]

You remembered something from home in a dream? I thought people were sent back first, then came back remembering more.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i did get sent back
but when i was there i was awake in a dream and learned a whole bunch of other super important stuff
its weird to explain

[considerate]

Yeah, sounds kinda confusing but then again my world is confusing to most people, so.
I get the part where you were sent back, just.. in a dream back home.

[terribubble]

You were sent back.
Do you t)(ink t)(ere's a porpoise or are t)(e gods just being extremely silly. 38/

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh.. its strange seeing normal Feferi after having to deal with Fefeta. Poor Fefeta.]

i think they are just fucking with me!
i bet they did it on porpoise just like you said and then waited until a lot of things were going wrong
so i would come back here feeling even more terrible
anywayz it dont matter much
im not going 2 give them the satisfaction of getting off on me feeling bad so hey
whats up feferi
my best troll

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[samantha_grey]

Nothing new since the last we talked. So, you actually remember everything, like Vriska? It's honestly good we didn't lose you there. Need someone sane around this place.

I'll ask you about the weird shit in your world one of these days. Here? Pretty much all the same shit's going on or not going on.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah i guess the same thing happened 2 me as vriska
its super weird tho
like we just literally talked yesterday right
and i know it was just yesterday but at the same time it feels like a fucking ice age ago

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[gandrtails]

ppl can get sent back home????
thats wierd*
weird*
im guessing this is a normal thing

your colour is rly bright tho

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah because the gods are douchebags
most ppl that get sent back stay there though
only a few come back still remembering everything so i guess i got lucky
and it is
but pink is the best color so i like using it instead of the boring blacks

[holyfight]

Oh!
So you went home and lived for a while and then came back to the the next day here!
Maybe that's what Kurosaki-kun is doing!
Except he isn't waking up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah thats p much the haps
what happened w ichibro
did he go dream comafied?
ive seen that happen to people before jake did it a few times

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[superissues]

So -- you said you were looking for a room-mate?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yup yup i sure am
why r u interested my mysterious stranger?

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[nukeoleptic]

we havent gotten there yet?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

no not yet u guys are taking your sweet ass time
but i think that maybe ur coming tomorrow?
like i got this info sayin a huge brawls going down tomorrows that we need to prepare for
like endgame level shit about to go down

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[sicarius]

You went home, Roxy? I am glad to hear your disappearance was only a day.

[Ichigo's been asleep for far longer, and Ezio still can't wake him.]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

[She's heard about Ichigo from Orihime already. Hopefully he will wak esoon.]

oh look there is my official number one italian dude
did u miss me
lol dont worry i know i wasnt even gone long enough for most to notice
i think it was only about twenty four hours?
but yeah i went back spent a long time taking part in some crazy adventures with my best friends and making some sick gear
none of which came back with me to this place :(
what is it with asgard and not liking my guns theyre just jealous of my mad skills i think

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[darkbreak]

Welcome back.

You haven't missed much. What happened to staying with Jade?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

She's going to live with one of her other friends that needs looking after or something apaprently.
It's no big deal.