[013-Text] Evening of day 195

[tipsygnostalgia]

well this is just great
i was off minding my own business and i somehow wake up in some weird place called asgard
this is another dream world right....?

haha im just fucking w you all
i mean not the bit about minding my own business since that was actually true
i think i got sent back home
and i didnt know anything about this place but once i woke up here again i remembered everything thats gone on here like it was yesterday
actually i think it WAS yesterday
like im back in my apartment atm and it feels like ive been gone for MONTHS but my cats are just lazing around on my bed not even giving a single fuck about me being gone
speaking of which i am pretty sure that finding a roomie to come live w/ me is still a thing i need to do
so if anyone wants 2 come share with me get in touch?
anyway
so yeah asgard wtf
i was actually in the middle of something hugely important
see my friends were all being total disasters
and i was in moon jail because the batterwitch put me there
and she wanted me to help her out
like that was EVER going to happen but i decided to check out her shitty files anyway
then all of the sudden im looking at faceless natives again
i think i saw it and just decided NOPE
literally nope'd my way out of there into another dimension
but couldnt u have waited just a few more seconds at least
now i will never know what was in that file
uuuuuuurgh
i feel like my life is becoming a peter jackson trilogy
wait for fucking ever to get more info and then suddenly when everything is drama to the max i get yoinked back and have to wait months AGAIN for the next part
:'(
anyway whats up
did i miss anything?

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[biifurcatiion]

no you liiterally dii2appeared ye2terday.
what the fuck could have po22iibly happened?

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[magician_of_words]

I don't want to pry into your personal life, but what in the world is a batterwitch?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

shes this horrible genocidal sea alien
who probably thinks shes just the hottest shit to ever exist

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[tipsygnostalgia]

uh
because i think u will find a LOT can actually happen in one day sollux?

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[magician_of_words]

Oh that clarified
Actually, I'm still confused.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

basically shes just ur typical bad guy
except not a guy

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[biifurcatiion]

iif thii2 ii2 2ome bull2hiit about our 2e22iion you 2hould recall that ii played the fuckiing game fiir2t.
II CODED THE DAMN THIING.
there ii2 not a 2iingle 2peck of tho2e mechaniic2 ii dont know about by now.
but thii2 ii2 a2gard, and 2iince the ciity ii2 not on fiire, and niine tiime2 out of ten nothiing happen2 iin a 2iingle day, maybe you 2hould calm your tiit2.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

you dont know about all of the mechanics
BELIEVE ME
and even if the citys not on fire that doesnt actually mean nothing important is going on

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[biifurcatiion]

2omebody had a bad day.
or how long wa2 iit, for you.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

over five months
but yeah i was in the process of having a bad day
which of course is when this place decided to bring me back
i think it did it on purpose just to fuck with me

[considerate]

You remembered something from home in a dream? I thought people were sent back first, then came back remembering more.

[terribubble]

You were sent back.
Do you t)(ink t)(ere's a porpoise or are t)(e gods just being extremely silly. 38/

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[samantha_grey]

Nothing new since the last we talked. So, you actually remember everything, like Vriska? It's honestly good we didn't lose you there. Need someone sane around this place.

I'll ask you about the weird shit in your world one of these days. Here? Pretty much all the same shit's going on or not going on.

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[gandrtails]

ppl can get sent back home????
thats wierd*
weird*
im guessing this is a normal thing

your colour is rly bright tho

[tipsygnostalgia]

i did get sent back
but when i was there i was awake in a dream and learned a whole bunch of other super important stuff
its weird to explain

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh.. its strange seeing normal Feferi after having to deal with Fefeta. Poor Fefeta.]

i think they are just fucking with me!
i bet they did it on porpoise just like you said and then waited until a lot of things were going wrong
so i would come back here feeling even more terrible
anywayz it dont matter much
im not going 2 give them the satisfaction of getting off on me feeling bad so hey
whats up feferi
my best troll

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah i guess the same thing happened 2 me as vriska
its super weird tho
like we just literally talked yesterday right
and i know it was just yesterday but at the same time it feels like a fucking ice age ago

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah because the gods are douchebags
most ppl that get sent back stay there though
only a few come back still remembering everything so i guess i got lucky
and it is
but pink is the best color so i like using it instead of the boring blacks

[holyfight]

Oh!
So you went home and lived for a while and then came back to the the next day here!
Maybe that's what Kurosaki-kun is doing!
Except he isn't waking up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah thats p much the haps
what happened w ichibro
did he go dream comafied?
ive seen that happen to people before jake did it a few times

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[samantha_grey]

So, officially, how seriously fucked up is all this feeling right about now? I mean, do you feel months later, and emotionally distant to everything before, or does it really feel like it was yesterday?

How bad do you want a drink right now?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

idek since like
im just SO pissed right now really being thrown back into drama then being chucked back in here where all this ready-made drama was just hanging around waiting for me to get back
its like i cannot escape from the shitty teenage dramafests fo realz

i actually stopped drinking quite some time ago tho
so even if i REALLY could do w one right now im not gonna
in fact
do u want any coz im gonna get rid of my sweet boozestash i have here

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[samantha_grey]

I'll take the bourbon you've got off your hands. In the meantime, if you're not the drinking sort anymore I'm fine with that, but you need to get some destress time after getting stuck here again.

Yesterday.

So, Folkvang?

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Seriously, you're not saying no to this. Next day or two, hot springs. Between Sollux, Jade, Feferi and whatever hell you just walked out of, you need to relax. No talking about Eridan either. Call it payment for the bourbon.

[holyfight]

He's been asleep for a while now, so maybe?
Does that mean he'll wake up and remember more things?

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[superissues]

So -- you said you were looking for a room-mate?