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010 - Video (Filtered away from Ritsu Sohma)

[Samantha is sitting in her shop, glass beakers full of various chemicals, an apparatus doing some sort of filtration going nearby. She looks over at it idly and yawns, having just turned on the feed. Looking back at the screen, she gets a truly impish look on her face, one fang showing.]

Ok. So the world isn't ending tomorrow, and we're hopefully busy trying to prepare for the next great battle. Fine and dandy. But this city's gray as hell, and just training troops won't cut it. That gives me a perfectly good excuse to do something I've been wanting to do for a couple months.

I've got a ... yeah, I can go with friend here. He's kind of an idiot, and he is so damned wedged up in his little shell that he really needs to get cracked out of it. So, I'm setting the dumb dumb up. And this is where all of you lovely people come in. I am setting them up on a blind date, and one of you lucky people gets to be the other half of the date. I'll pay for a nice night over at Folkvang for you two, whichever one of you who pipes up I think's the best match. I will make sure he shows up, one way or another.

Gender's not an issue, as far as I can tell. Don't expect him to put out, and if you think I'm going to let you hurt him, you've got another thing coming. You're going to play nice with him or there's goin to be hell to pay. So, who's in?

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[Excuse him while he snorts unattractively.]

You didn't strike me as the cupid type.

I'm not. [Have a chuckle in return.] I've been dealing with this one for a good month and a half, and he needs a date so much it's fucking painful, but he'd never ask himself.

You ever met someone you felt the urge to tell "You really need to get laid?"

[He turns the question back on her, his smile cruel and cutting.]

You ever known someone who was dating a girl whose touch could kill in under a minute? Yeah, I've been there.

I once knew a girl who's skin was poisonous. She wasn't too much into the whole dating scene though. Usually preferred to lurk in alleys like me a lot. But yeah, that'd be kind of a bitch and a half.

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Eh heh, I'm not really interested in a date, but good luck anyway! I hope he finds someone nice!

That's the goal anyway. He's a nice guy... when he's not apologizing for breathing.

[waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second......]

Ritsu-san?!

Oh yes, he really is a sweet man! Now I hope you find someone twice as much!

See, I'm glad you understand. I just have to find someone nice and patient. He has a lot of problems.

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...isn't this something a man would rather handle on his own?

This one wouldn't ever have the balls to do it, and he really needs it. Boy needs to lighten up a lot.

Hmmm...

[that's the sound of someone plotting something Shinji. run.]

That's not for anyone else to say.

[ ......step away from his not-girlfriend's honour, Samantha. ]

[giggle, but does he realize who she's talking about just yet?]

Hmmm. I've warned him I might try to set him up before. Honestly, if he would actually flatly tell me no, I'd be ok backing down. I would like to help him learn to assert himself a little more.

He hates himself far too much for it to be good for him.

[Yeah, pot, kettle...]

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Ooooh boy. Is this who I think it is?

How much do they apologize?

Every second word out of theior mouths is 'sorry' and every first word is 'I'm'.

Ding ding, we have a winner. Know anyone who you think's got the patience for it? I think I can threaten the apologies out of him for one night.

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[Hm...Bianca never been on a date before and she's not really interested but she is curious]

I wouldn't mind helping out! B-But not as a date, I would much rather help you out in finding a date for him!

But I think I have a feeling I know who you're talking about...

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Hehe I think a lot of people have a feeling they know who I'm talking about. You might even be right. I don't mind getting help, but in the end, I need to find someone who can be patient with him, don't I now?

Hm...are you talking about Ritsu?

Patient huh? Now let's see...who do I know is really patient. [Hilda and Touya are out of the window, Aoto...she doubts it, Link...yeah right, Hibiki's a little too young, she's not too sure about Red and Lucas...]

Do you know someone named Jasmine? [If she's a pokemon gym leader, she's got to be patient right?]

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Does it have to be a date? Going out as just friends can be fun too.

It can, but I actually kind of think this guy needs something more than friends. He already has lots of people being friendly to him, but there's some stuff I think he needs to work through. A date might help crack the nut a little.

I've never been on a date, and I like someone else anyway... Aww, I wish I could help!

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[ A little later, after Bianca has responded, Jasmine receives a suggestion from Samantha - a link to this network post. At least she's able to go over the replies, though she's still somewhat hesitant. ]

So this person needs...romantic help? I may not be the best person, although I could talk to them. [ How serious was this 'date'? ]

I don't even know that he really needs a girlfriend or a boyfriend. He needs to break out of his shell some, and supportive friends haven't really done the trick. He's still so easily freaked out by the concept that I figured a nice, simple one-shot date would be good. Just a blind date.

You mean to show him that it isn't something to be afraid of? I see...I think that could work if it was somewhere quiet. [ She doesn't yet know what this person looks like, but it wouldn't be an issue for her... ~~except for the fact she treated him at the clinic before and thought he was a girl.~~ ]