video; why do I play these people

[mullets]

[ Hi, Asgard. I'm not sure how odd this picture is for most of you, but have some skinny guy with the most glorious mullet you will ever lay eyes on. Lynyrd Skynyrd roadie would be the best description, right down to the poor wardrobe choice. It doesn't help that he's already found Crowley's old bar and is posting from there, but at least he looks to be cheerful and well-settled. ]

Buenos dias, bitches. Now, apparently, if you're gonna go by Jo Harvelle's watch, I'm pretty damn late. I say her watch is a couple months too fast. Gods, man. No real sense of Earthly time.

[ He pauses to drain his glass of beer in a long, seemingly endless gulp. ]

No worries, though. Doctor Badass is in now. Party can really get started.

{OOC| That is, assuming Crowley's old bar is still in operation? It was on the list okay I do what I want.}

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[video]

[superissues]

...

Lynryd Skynrd plays Mythical Norse Cities now?

[video]

[mullets]

Oh, I like you.

But, nah. Can't even get 'em to play in Nebraska most years. Disappointing, man, let me tell you. Sometimes you wanna hear a little Free Bird and the jukebox ain't gonna do it.

[video]

[superissues]

On the one hand, I can sympathize with a man's need to hear his tunes; on the other -- Nebraska.

So ... this is private party?

action;

[swedge]

What did you say about my watch?

[She's throwing a rag at you from across the bar, where she was just now trying to clean up the counter-top. Wow deja vu much, guys?]

action;

[mullets]

[ Oh, man, this is familiar. Heaven!Roadhouse was great, but it really was nothing with Jo and Ellen there with him. He just leans out of the way of the rag and holds up his hands, chuckling. ]

Hey, chill out. I never said it was your fault. But you were the one who got the party started without me. Thought Ellen taught you manners.

video;

[sonofabitch]

[Dean is stunned to say the least. Ash is from way back in the day for him, even if he's including the little Heaven reunion. He can't say he's not happy to see him, though, and all things considered, Asgard is starting to take on a lot of qualities of Heaven. If only Pamela showed up.]

Long time no see, Doc.

video;

[mullets]

Dean. Deano. Deanosaurus.

[ Ash is far less stunned--obviously. It takes a lot to stun him, and beyond that, he's already found the Winchesters on the list of travellers. What up, pals? ]

You and your brother keepin' alive?

voice;

[whitechocolate]

I don't think a true badass calls themselves a badass. That's like, rule number one of being a badass.

voice;

[mullets]

That's where most self-proclaimed badasses make the mistake. By not proclaiming themselves as badasses. The world's gotta know, y'know?

[ video ]

[takes_careofher]

[ What. Just what. ]

Um.

Doctor... Badass?

[ video ]

[mullets]

[ Shhh let it happen. ]

Got a full PhD in badassery, man.

[Voice]

[yamagishi]

Doctor...Badass...

[Sounds like something Junpei would say]

[Voice]

[mullets]

Didn't stutter, did I?

video

[holyfight]

Oh! Well, in that case, it's nice to meet you, Doctor Badass-san!

video

[mullets]

Aw, finally. Someone with some manners. Good to meet you too...? [ Waving his hand here. You got a name? A title? ]

[hullo_sweetie]

I must say, I love your hair style.

[Also]

I'm Professor River Song.

[mullets]

Man, good to find someone with some taste around here. [ That doesn't happen often. ] Name's Ash. Nice meeting you, Professor.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Really.

[To the whole thing. Just - really.]

[mullets]

Man, do I look like I'm joking?

[ ...Well, yeah, Ash. Everything about you looks like a joke. ]

[Video] the only acceptable response

[smartwinchester]

[ . . . Sam can't even be shocked that Ash is here and alive because -- ]

Did you just say buenos dias, bitches?

[Video] shhh sam just let it happen

[mullets]

[ Not necessarily alive, pal, but it's been awhile since he's seen you alive. ]

Sure did. Could've gone with "buon giorno, bitches", but the Spanish as a nicer ring to it.

( VIDEO )

[accesses]

[ a pause because. ]

'Doctor Badass'.

[ do you hear the judgement ash, do you? this is coming from a guy who calls himself professor x. ]

( VIDEO )

[mullets]

[ Oh, he hears it, but he doesn't care. He's just going to give you the most serious, straight-faced expression ever. ]

Doctor Badass, man.

I'm tagging this late and there's nothing you can do about it! (except not reply. you could do that)

[pratentious]

[ But Arthur just. Really needs to make a face at you. Because this is so terribly - ]

Might you be a friend of the Winchesters'?

[ Since you know Jo and this is ... appallingly absurd enough to be their brand of weird. ]

you suck omg

[mullets]

[ Why you gotta be so judgmental, Arthur? Watch as he makes this face right back. ]

Sure am. Why do you ask? They gotten themselves into trouble again?