His dreams were not his ticket out.

[tigers]

[ Here we have one Colonel Sebastian Moran, but if you know his face well, you'll notice a few differences. He's aged-- a good three years or so. And you've hardly had time to miss him! It isn't a mighty change by any means, but it is obvious. He looks a little tireder, there's more grey flecked through his hair, and his muttonchops might be a little bushier.

His muttonchops might even be bristling, really, because he isn't happy. He's standing in an empty room in the Thor district--his room, as the bullet holes in the wall behind him make pretty obvious. Unfortunately, no one's informed him that he's been moved to the Hel house in his absence.

Woops. ]

Where have my things gone? My books? My guns? My bloody wasps? [ You...want the wasps now? ]

Any time the sticky-handed little bastard wants to come forward. I'm sure I can find a way to reward you for your attempts with or without a weapon. Chop, chop, now. Be an honest fellow.

[Open Action]

[ And should you want to come find the distinguished older gentleman, you'll find him either

A. wandering around the Thor district until Thor contacts him to let him know that he's been kicked out :'| or
B. wandering around the Hel district. ]


{OOC| Shh I brought him back early. He's now been canon updated a couple of years.}

Comments

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[asgardsstrength]

I kicked you out, you itchy little boil.

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[tigers]

Why is that, you thick-skulled bastard? [ Moran

buddy

you just described yourself. ]

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[asgardsstrength]

[ Pleasantly. ]

Hold your tongue, or I'll make it swell up so large you have to breathe through your ears.

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[tigers]

Oh, do excuse my dreadful language. [ Seething with sarcasm. ] My dear old mother would be so disappointed in her one and only son.

Why have you booted me?

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[asgardsstrength]

I don't like you.

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[diviner]

Oh great. They let you back in?

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[tigers]

Oh, brilliant. You're still here?

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[diviner]

What, trying to get rid of me that quick?

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[tigers]

Not pleased to see me? After all this time?

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[diviner]

I missed you about as much as anyone missed your stupid muttonchops.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... nice hair.

[tigers]

[ Oh.

You're first. ]

I wish I could say the same about your face, chum. Perhaps I can improve it for you.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

No, really, I mean it. You should meet this friend of mine, Wolverine - you could share all kinds of grooming tips.

[tigers]

Yes, I'm sure he has glorious side-whiskers. Good for him, keeping up the tradition. They're hardly an oddity in my time.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're out of your time. Why not live a little? Try a new hairstyle?

[video]

[itsasecret]

You have wasps?




[She wants wasps. That sounds like it could be fun.]

[video]

[tigers]

Had. Had wasps. You're welcome to them if I find them.

[ He doesn't want wasps. But he does. But he doesn't at the same time. ]

[video]

[itsasecret]

[She looks like she is considering this very carefully.]

What would you have done with them?

[video]

[tigers]

[ Good god, please take them off his hands. His reasons for keeping them are very complicated. ]

Made a vague attempt to keep them alive, I suppose, if I could put up with their infernal buzzing.

[ video ]

[eisenrache]

Disappeared, I assume. Probably went back to wherever it is you're from.

[that's a whole lotta distaste right there. he was so excited when you left and now you have to come back and ruin all his fun?]

But my good man, you're looking fairly...weathered. [GUESS WHO IS THE MORE ATTRACTIVE YET AGAIN...oh wait. He always was.]

[ video ]

[tigers]

London, you addle-witted bastard. I've yet to deduce which hole in the earth you crawled out of.

[ Well, have distaste right back, pal. Moran is pissed and you're making it no better. ]

Yes, I've aged. Keep flapping your gums and perhaps I'll spare you the same fate.

[ video ]

[eisenrache]

I don't really see why my hometown would make any difference.

[your anger amuses him, Moran.]

My good man, I would like to see you try

[ video ]

[tigers]

Well, if it's Wessex, it makes an enormous difference. [ He really has something against Wessex. ]

My good man, you know I'm more than capable.

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[airborn]

[A canon update does not mean you're off the hook for teasing!

But she'll go easy on you this time. Just some light teasing and giggling.]

I thought you didn't want the wasps?

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[tigers]

[ Oh.

It's you. ]

I don't, but they were still my property, weren't they?