[1st arson | video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[That's a very ill-tempered expression this new arrival is wearing. He's got a zippo lighter in one hand, and he glares down at the dancing flame for a moment before looking back up at the camera.]

You know what's bullshit, Asgard?

[He holds his hand over the flame just long enough to leave an ugly welt, then shows his palm to the camera; although the process is slow, the blistered red skin is visibly starting to heal.]

This, right here, is bullshit. I'm not Logan. Who the hell would want to be Logan. My name is Pyro, because I manipulate fire. I don't care who these "gods" are, or what they want, or why they did it - you don't mess with a mutant's ability. Give me back what's rightfully mine, what I was born with, and maybe there won't be any trouble.

[Totally unaware that he's just made the least original first post ever, he ends his side of the feed and waits for responses.]

Comments

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Take the psychobabble somewhere else. I made a point, and whether or not anyone got it is their problem, not mine. I couldn't give less of a shit if you think I'm one razorblade away from black eyeliner and girls' jeans.

[biifurcatiion]

wow 2omebody2 a touchy liittle biitch.
have iit your way pii22y priince22, no need two throw yet another temper tantrum becau2e 2hiit ii2nt goiing your way.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're still talking, and I stopped listening a long time ago. Wanna fix that?

[biifurcatiion]

and feed your ego?
2hame on me iif ii diid.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

I'll do the honors, then.

[And he signs off, rubbing at his eyes. What a profoundly stupid way of typing.]