[1st arson | video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[That's a very ill-tempered expression this new arrival is wearing. He's got a zippo lighter in one hand, and he glares down at the dancing flame for a moment before looking back up at the camera.]

You know what's bullshit, Asgard?

[He holds his hand over the flame just long enough to leave an ugly welt, then shows his palm to the camera; although the process is slow, the blistered red skin is visibly starting to heal.]

This, right here, is bullshit. I'm not Logan. Who the hell would want to be Logan. My name is Pyro, because I manipulate fire. I don't care who these "gods" are, or what they want, or why they did it - you don't mess with a mutant's ability. Give me back what's rightfully mine, what I was born with, and maybe there won't be any trouble.

[Totally unaware that he's just made the least original first post ever, he ends his side of the feed and waits for responses.]

Comments

[Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Well, we've got explosives on our list. Doubt it'll be that easy, though. I'm assuming that phasing isn't one of the second-rate powers they hand out here?

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

No. But even if it was, I doubt it would work on that castle.

Re: [Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Point. I'm just working from the manual back home: if you can't throw Logan at it to kill everything in sight, try a phaser or a metamorph.

... no metamorphs either, huh.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Nope.

We have fire, ice, plants, strength, speed... Telekinesis! And flight. But chances are someone's already tried that and they have a barrier around the whole thing. Drawing that makes object come to life. And controlling shadows... And bodies.

[ Hm hm hm. He's just counting up the things that could probably be useful to see if it sparks anything, really. ]

[Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Tell me someone's tried body controlling the maid when she comes out with a new recruit.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Not that I know of.

[Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Fuck's sake. That's the most obvious way in - the door's already open, and she obviously knows her way around. Get a telepath for directions and body controller to keep her walking, and you get the guided tour. And it sounds like big numbers of people come in at the same time, based on how Sam reacted, so you just stake out the castle as soon as you hear the first voice bitching on the network.

This isn't that hard.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I suppose it's not. So chances are someone has tried, or at least tried using something against her. In fact, I'd say that's fairly likely. I have a feeling it's not quite so easy. Of course, if it hasn't been tested there's no point in not trying.

[ He's not sure he likes the idea so much but, hey, if the gods won't cooperate then they'll just have to use what means they have. ]

[Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Easy enough to find out if anyone has, with this network. And if not, we've got our first plan.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

It seems we do.

[ At least it's harmless. ]

[Video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Stay in touch, Doctor. And find out what you can. I'll do the same.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

You too.

[ And don't do anything stupid. ]