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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[That's a very ill-tempered expression this new arrival is wearing. He's got a zippo lighter in one hand, and he glares down at the dancing flame for a moment before looking back up at the camera.]

You know what's bullshit, Asgard?

[He holds his hand over the flame just long enough to leave an ugly welt, then shows his palm to the camera; although the process is slow, the blistered red skin is visibly starting to heal.]

This, right here, is bullshit. I'm not Logan. Who the hell would want to be Logan. My name is Pyro, because I manipulate fire. I don't care who these "gods" are, or what they want, or why they did it - you don't mess with a mutant's ability. Give me back what's rightfully mine, what I was born with, and maybe there won't be any trouble.

[Totally unaware that he's just made the least original first post ever, he ends his side of the feed and waits for responses.]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[He files that away with all of the other information he's gathered so far.]

From what I've heard, it sounds like the biggest reward they've given out so far is an extended stay. Hope these people aren't holding their breath.

[eggsterminate]

Well.

Considering going home means back to being nothing but a pile of blown up bits, I'll take the extended stay while I can. Might be others like me.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... what the hell happened? Did you survive -

- no, shit, of course you didn't. You're dead?

[eggsterminate]

Back home, last I checked.

Here? Not quite sure. I feel pretty alive.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... if there's anything more fucked up about this place than dead people coming back to life, tell me now, because I want to be ready. I'm getting a bit tired of having these things sprung on me.

[eggsterminate]

...Have you heard about the war?

Outside of that... the dead thing is pretty much as messed up as it gets.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah, I've put most of it together from what I've heard. Mainly that it all added up to pretty much nothing in the end. And there were dragons and giants, apparently. But walking dead tops that.

[eggsterminate]

Works for me.

I prefer to be on top.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

I'll remember that. [His eyes light up, and a mischevious smile quirks his lips.] I don't think I got your name.

[eggsterminate]

It's Oswin.

[She'll shoot him a grin back. One of the more interesting people she's found to talk to.]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Oswin, huh? [Kind of sounds like a 50 year old man's name, but they've got a good thing going here, so he won't comment.] I'm Pyro.

[And yes, the post is marked with a nametag of John Allerdyce.]

[eggsterminate]

Yes.

Feel free to get all comments about it being a man's name out of your system.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Hey, I know a girl named "Rogue." Oswin's not the sexiest name I've ever heard, but I'd say you bring enough of that to make up for it.

[eggsterminate]

Rogue is pretty sexy, mysterious.

Oswin is geeky, but I'm glad you think I emulate the "sexy geek" persona.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Trust me, she doesn't live up to it. The biggest mystery around her is how her boyfriend puts up with her.

[Oh, so much bitter behind that cruel smile.]

Smart and sexy, huh? A lesser man would be intimidated.

[eggsterminate]

Too bad.

[She's catching onto that bitterness and is storing it in her brain.]

Oh well, don't worry, I'm an equal opportunity flirt.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

So I'm just one in a long line, huh? That hurts.

[He can barely stifle a laugh. He likes this girl already.]

[eggsterminate]

We've only just met. Maybe if you impress me you can jump the queue.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Impress you, huh? Well, without my usual tools handy, I'll just have to improvise. Regeneration isn't exactly as flashy as what I'm used to.

[eggsterminate]

Can't wait to see what you come up with.

[But her smile is friendly, clearly she's just having a go at him]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

So, Oswin. Why don't we start out with you impressing me. I've heard of witches, trolls, alien bugs... what've you got to set your world apart?

[eggsterminate]

I'm from the year 2325 and I worked on a spaceship.

Which technically isn't that impressive from my standpoint. Other people tend to goggle at it though.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[He arches his eyebrows in consideration.] Not bad. If I hadn't already heard about the time travel shit happening around here, I might be more shocked. But that actually sounds plausible, at least.

[eggsterminate]

Not impressive, just plausible.

Suppose I'll need to work a bit harder to impress you.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Hey, alien termites. The bar got set pretty high on my first day here.