fluturi: (as long i don't go and choke)
Nick ([personal profile] fluturi) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-11-29 11:25 pm

third wing Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ video

[There's a very, very tall man on your video today, Asgard. A man in a bright purple suit, and sunglasses even though there's no sun to be seen, what with the oncoming winter weather.]

Yeah, so I don't do this often, the posting thing, I mean, but I felt like something needed to be said.

[And he holds up his clasped hands, opening them slightly- inside them is a colorless butterfly, flapping it's wings feebly.]

Since it's pretty much a given we are going to be stuck here for a while long, possibly forever because life hates us, I've figured I ought to do something with my time about the insect population, considering winter's coming and all.

That's right, insects. Because at least these things are way more deserving of my help than humans are. So, here's the deal! I'm going to be creating one of those...what are they called, butterfly houses? And you bring me any butterflies or moths you have hanging around your place. Consider it a nice little donation to the cause, alright? And I don't know, I'll do something like not insult you for 24 hours. That's a pretty good deal, take advantage of it.

[A pause as he frowns at the camera.]

However...if you bring me any dead butterflies or moths, I'll seriously punch you in the face. They have to be alive. Don't test me, okay?

...

And if anyone actually knows how to create a butterfly house in the first place, that would be kind of helpful too.


samantha_grey: (Oh?)

[personal profile] samantha_grey 2013-01-21 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Warnings are clear, I'm my own guinea pig, and there's not really a court around here to do lawsuits, so it's not like it works in some worlds. Besides, though, I make sure anyone taking these potions knows what they do.
samantha_grey: (Sad Smile)

[personal profile] samantha_grey 2013-01-23 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Rule of thumb, study before you eat. Just shoving herbs down your throat's a good way to poison yourself, as you can guess.

I sell them so folks have an extra edge, and for the money to research bigger projects. Or did you mean prices? I can send you a price list if you want.

(OOC: It's generally handwaved, but you can get the general idea that they're a little pricy, but not impossible to get, though one of those level 2 vouchers definitely goes a long way.)