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asgardeventide2012-11-29 11:25 pm
fluturi) wrote in asgardeventide2012-11-29 11:25 pm
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[There's a very, very tall man on your video today, Asgard. A man in a bright purple suit, and sunglasses even though there's no sun to be seen, what with the oncoming winter weather.]
Yeah, so I don't do this often, the posting thing, I mean, but I felt like something needed to be said.
[And he holds up his clasped hands, opening them slightly- inside them is a colorless butterfly, flapping it's wings feebly.]
Since it's pretty much a given we are going to be stuck here for a while long, possibly forever because life hates us, I've figured I ought to do something with my time about the insect population, considering winter's coming and all.
That's right, insects. Because at least these things are way more deserving of my help than humans are. So, here's the deal! I'm going to be creating one of those...what are they called, butterfly houses? And you bring me any butterflies or moths you have hanging around your place. Consider it a nice little donation to the cause, alright? And I don't know, I'll do something like not insult you for 24 hours. That's a pretty good deal, take advantage of it.
[A pause as he frowns at the camera.]
However...if you bring me any dead butterflies or moths, I'll seriously punch you in the face. They have to be alive. Don't test me, okay?
...
And if anyone actually knows how to create a butterfly house in the first place, that would be kind of helpful too.
Yeah, so I don't do this often, the posting thing, I mean, but I felt like something needed to be said.
[And he holds up his clasped hands, opening them slightly- inside them is a colorless butterfly, flapping it's wings feebly.]
Since it's pretty much a given we are going to be stuck here for a while long, possibly forever because life hates us, I've figured I ought to do something with my time about the insect population, considering winter's coming and all.
That's right, insects. Because at least these things are way more deserving of my help than humans are. So, here's the deal! I'm going to be creating one of those...what are they called, butterfly houses? And you bring me any butterflies or moths you have hanging around your place. Consider it a nice little donation to the cause, alright? And I don't know, I'll do something like not insult you for 24 hours. That's a pretty good deal, take advantage of it.
[A pause as he frowns at the camera.]
However...if you bring me any dead butterflies or moths, I'll seriously punch you in the face. They have to be alive. Don't test me, okay?
...
And if anyone actually knows how to create a butterfly house in the first place, that would be kind of helpful too.
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iif iit look2 liike a mammal and blend2 iin wiith the mammal2 maybe 2omebody 2hould get over theiir 2en2iitiiviity for beiing called out a2 one.
2o could ii.
ii dont know iif you actually thiink youre clever or youre ju2t de2perately tryiing two keep up, ii dont know why the hell you thiink ii would care iif you piitiied me for not.
one, iim taken, and two, iitd be liike a2kiing the boot iif iit ha2 an opiiniion on the liife of an ant.
you liiterally do not regii2ter a2 a per2on wiith a thought of worth, iit2 my form of miindle22 entertaiinment.
or two 2mart two diie?
ok 2o are you done, ii2 thii2 the be2t you can do or do you have 2omethiing youre workiing toward2 and there2 goiing two be 2ome kiind of 2avage payoff.
you really need two work on the tiimiing of your trolliing.
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Seriously, they teach that to human children when they're like five yeas old, you are seriously lacking on intelligence and education here.
No matter how you go around it, I'm the last thing from a mammal.
Wow, same here! Even a human has more redeeming qualities than you do, and frankly, knowing me, that's saying something.
And what do you mean, "taken"?
Do you think I'm flirting with you? I don't know whether to be amused or disgusted.
Going with amused, here.
I don't know, are you going to keep whining about "ooh, I'm the better one here" for the rest of this conversation or are you going to say anything else besides your stupid little 2's?
I don't know about you, but I'm sincerely unimpressed by how unintelligent you really are.
Congratulations on being the dumbest thing alive on the planet.
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2o you hatched from an egg, welcome two the club, would you liike your complementary who giive2 a fuck t 2hiirt.
we only have them iin 2iize eat 2hiit blowhard, but ii thiink you miight be able to manage 2omehow.
ii thiink you are de2perate two get 2omebody two pay attentiion two you.
iit would be cute iif iit werent 2o iineffectiive, how badly you want two have thii2 pii22iing conte2t riight now.
protiip, miine ii2 biigger than your2 and ii can aiim better than you, etc. 2o dont even bother tryiing two compare your2elf two me.
you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence and let2 face iit you really never wiill be butterfly boy.