fluturi: (as long i don't go and choke)
Nick ([personal profile] fluturi) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-11-29 11:25 pm

third wing Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ video

[There's a very, very tall man on your video today, Asgard. A man in a bright purple suit, and sunglasses even though there's no sun to be seen, what with the oncoming winter weather.]

Yeah, so I don't do this often, the posting thing, I mean, but I felt like something needed to be said.

[And he holds up his clasped hands, opening them slightly- inside them is a colorless butterfly, flapping it's wings feebly.]

Since it's pretty much a given we are going to be stuck here for a while long, possibly forever because life hates us, I've figured I ought to do something with my time about the insect population, considering winter's coming and all.

That's right, insects. Because at least these things are way more deserving of my help than humans are. So, here's the deal! I'm going to be creating one of those...what are they called, butterfly houses? And you bring me any butterflies or moths you have hanging around your place. Consider it a nice little donation to the cause, alright? And I don't know, I'll do something like not insult you for 24 hours. That's a pretty good deal, take advantage of it.

[A pause as he frowns at the camera.]

However...if you bring me any dead butterflies or moths, I'll seriously punch you in the face. They have to be alive. Don't test me, okay?

...

And if anyone actually knows how to create a butterfly house in the first place, that would be kind of helpful too.


multifacets: (Now you're making ME cry!)

video.

[personal profile] multifacets 2012-12-30 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another sigh, this one more exasperated.]

Something like that. Better leave the ticking bomb thing out, though.

[She pauses.]

Must be nice, not caring what people think when you say your mind. Keeping things to yourself is a bad habit, too.