third wing Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ video

[fluturi]

[There's a very, very tall man on your video today, Asgard. A man in a bright purple suit, and sunglasses even though there's no sun to be seen, what with the oncoming winter weather.]

Yeah, so I don't do this often, the posting thing, I mean, but I felt like something needed to be said.

[And he holds up his clasped hands, opening them slightly- inside them is a colorless butterfly, flapping it's wings feebly.]

Since it's pretty much a given we are going to be stuck here for a while long, possibly forever because life hates us, I've figured I ought to do something with my time about the insect population, considering winter's coming and all.

That's right, insects. Because at least these things are way more deserving of my help than humans are. So, here's the deal! I'm going to be creating one of those...what are they called, butterfly houses? And you bring me any butterflies or moths you have hanging around your place. Consider it a nice little donation to the cause, alright? And I don't know, I'll do something like not insult you for 24 hours. That's a pretty good deal, take advantage of it.

[A pause as he frowns at the camera.]

However...if you bring me any dead butterflies or moths, I'll seriously punch you in the face. They have to be alive. Don't test me, okay?

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And if anyone actually knows how to create a butterfly house in the first place, that would be kind of helpful too.

Comments

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[fluturi]

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That's the most nonsensical self-improvement statement I have ever heard in my life. Why don't you just say "keep going when the going gets tough" Why do you need to talk about all this "circle" stuff?

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[trinitylimit]

I think that's how everyone in that world thinks. My friend sure does. Maybe it was a baboon thing first.

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[fluturi]

Wait, what, baboon?

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Are you on drugs? Because it's either that, or I'm going insane right now, because I can't really comprehend that you got advice from a baboon.

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[trinitylimit]

He's from a different world! I met him through a lion I already knew. See, where I come from, you can fly to other worlds with a ship, but you have to unlock the paths and... Yeah...

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[fluturi]

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Whatever you're taking, can I have some?

[AND THIS IS WHY NICK WILL NEVER BE IN A DISNEY FILM EVER]

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[trinitylimit]

I'm not taking anything. I'm not sick.

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[fluturi]

That's what all the crazy people say.

But honestly, if that's what your world is like? I never want to go there, I think I'd go insane in the first few minutes. Talking lions and baboons that spout stuff about triangles of life, sheesh...

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[trinitylimit]

Oh, no! Sorry, I don't live with them. The lions and baboons live in the Pride Lands. I'm from Destiny Islands. We only have people and regular animals.

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[fluturi]

And wait, you said you travel to different worlds?

They don't have aliens on other worlds where you come from?

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[trinitylimit]

I bet they used to wonder if there were other worlds. So I guess I'm the alien!

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[fluturi]

And what did you do, plant your flag down and colonize them all in the name of humanity?

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[trinitylimit]

No, I made friends and then I left. Why would I colonize...?

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[fluturi]

Because that is what you humans do. You're like locusts...you come to one place and you take it over without a second thought.

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[trinitylimit]

It's not what my friends and I do. We help people.

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[fluturi]

That's what humans say too, and then they go and destroy entire civilizations without even meaning to. You don't even apologize or anything. You just all pretend you're "helping" when in fact you're doing way more harm than good.

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[trinitylimit]

That might happen where you come from, but where I come from, we do help! We may be the only ones who can.

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[fluturi]

And why is that? What, can't other species do what you do?

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[trinitylimit]

Well... the King can, but he's the only one. He's a mouse. The rest of us are human.

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[fluturi]

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You have an actual mouse in your team.

Is he your pet or something?

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[trinitylimit]

King Mickey's not a pet! He's a king.

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[fluturi]

King of what, the mouse cage?

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[trinitylimit]

He's the king of his world. You don't have to be mean about it.

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[fluturi]

Hey, I'm sorry, but mice in my world are tiny little vermin who scurry around eating cheese and stuff. Definitely not kings, which is why it is a bit hard for me to imagine one as the king of an entire world.