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[extradite]

[ As painfully unnecessary feeds go, please appreciate this one for having 254.6(6)% more muttering, fumbling and awkward pauses than your average sheepish interlude. ]

...sorry. Sorry about everything that's been happening. The losses. The... inconvenience. Sorry about all that.

[ It appears he is growing a spine for the next part - ]

And sorry, but - what's a good job for someone who... can't do anything?

[ ...and that the spine has now entered evolutionary recession. Muffled rambling mode: engaged. ]

Not fix things, not tell jokes, not do your physics homework, not herd cattle, not... be a... witch, not really punch, not carry the groceries without ruining the eggs, not... nothing. Nothing at all.

[ Sigh. ]

What's a good job for someone like that? And where could they get it? Along with about forty-two mops. Thank you.

Comments

[holyfight]

How can you resign? Why would you do that?

[extradite]

Usually, there's paperwork involved. Though 'I resign' is a good place to start.

As for why... why would you take part in a war?

[holyfight]

Because we'd die otherwise.

Where do you live, if you resigned from your house?

1/2

[extradite]

...that's not a reason to do it. That's an excuse.

[extradite]

With a... friend. Of sorts. He has a house. Inherited it - I'm not sure.

It isn't my place to ask that sort of thing.

[holyfight]

Well, no, they were actually killing people a few days ago. Someone had to fight them off, or they'd have killed us all.

[dude Shinji, even Orihime knows sometimes you just have to fight]

Umm....

[your living arrangement, though, is like... what]

[extradite]

[ .....wait, what is this reluctance about - ]

...it's not a terrible sort of place. Maybe, by a girl's standard, it doesn't live up, but... I try to keep it clean.

[holyfight]

It was just sort of strange that you didn't ask any questions about where you live, I guess.

What do you mean it wouldn't live up to a girl's standards?

[extradite]

I'm sure I'm probably not keeping it as beautiful as a girl might. That sort of thing.

[holyfight]

[laughing]

My room isn't beautiful! It's just fun!

[extradite]

What kind of... 'fun'?

[holyfight]

The silly kind! With robots and dinosaurs and aliens!

[extradite]

...that doesn't sound very girl-like.

[holyfight]

Well, I guess not! But I am a girl!

[extradite]

It's only a little... strange...

[holyfight]

That's why it's fun, though!