asgardeventide | [Text] Backdated to Day 167

Entry tags:

[Text] Backdated to Day 167

[After getting his bracelet back, Dirk sighs and checks how long he's been native. Too long. He got caught up in robotics and anything else he could do to keep himself busy, and being so used to not needing sleep like a normal person, he got fatigued and disoriented and misplaced the bracelet. The question now, is what to do about his slip-up, so he types up a post to the network at large.]

A dude goes his entire life in motion.
Each night the sandman gets the bird and normal sleep just ain't a thing.
It makes for an intense fucking existence, but you get shit done.
Nothing lasts forever, though, and sandman gets the drop on him.
And in case it wasn't already clear as crystal, I'm talking about myself.
Putting the hypothetical bullshit to the side, I'm gonna get to the point.
How do you know when to stop moving before you're up shit creek without a paddle and adrift in a sea of gray faces?
Asking strangers for advice isn't a thing I do, but losing my bracelet was a pain in the ass and I don't want to do it again.

Anyway, I understand some shit's been going down while I was gone, so if you've got no words of advice fill me in on that. It'd be appreciated.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Davesprite, that you, or just someone else who likes that horrendous font color? Whatever. By the time you realize you're up shit creek, you're up shit creek and usually you're paddling for yoru life.

Pesonally, I just don't let go of the damned thing these days.

Bad news. The trouble's coming hard and fast. Not sure when the enemy's coming, but we don't have much time left before the giants get here.

Edited (backdated fix) 2012-11-02 05:33 (UTC)

Just another dude with a fixation on the color orange.
And I'm trying to stop the cruise up shit creek, sink that thing before it's maiden voyage.
But it would seem keeping the thing on constantly is the simplest solution.

I'm assuming people are being mobilized. Who's the authority on that?

At least you don't have some strange way of writing. Whatever, moving on. Haven't ever lost my bracelet yet. I threw it away when I got gray a while back. Keep it on, even in the shower.

As for the leaders, that'd be Arthur. I think he's got a lady named Diana and someone whose name I still can't pronounce heading up the militia. Healers are getting organized on their own, and I'll be over with them.

Edited (cleaner language) 2012-11-02 14:22 (UTC)

Does Arthur have a full name or should I assume he's from Camelot?

I'm not entirely sure, but I think he actually is from camelot.

Text

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-09 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

Text

samantha_grey - 2012-12-09 00:40 (UTC) - Expand

Text

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 12:25 (UTC) - Expand

Text

samantha_grey - 2012-12-10 14:06 (UTC) - Expand

oh my god
i swear to god i am going to straight staple that piece of shit to your arm
and give you a goddamn bedtime since apparently you have all of the self care skills of a four year old

now
this is going to sound fuckin apeshit crazy up in a motherfucker but
because days are 24 hours long
its generally considered good and healthy to sleep for 8 hours and be awake for 16
as opposed to
sleep for 4 hours
be awake for 40
that is wrong
that is ketchup on cake levels of wrong
that is turtles all the way down tier not right.
i just
you are supposed to be smart
but you are so fucking dumb.

Edited 2012-11-02 05:48 (UTC)

I see you missed me.

and i see youre still a fucking twat
jesus dicks
what the hell man

It hasn't been that long, I don't think I would change very much in such a short amount of time.

fu

srs tho you need to start up a normal human sleep routine
because maybe getting enough sleep will untwat you
wishful thinking i know but theres always hope

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 01:47 (UTC) - Expand

Re: [text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 03:22 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 03:36 (UTC) - Expand

Re: [text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 04:00 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 06:46 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 07:31 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 07:42 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 08:20 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 08:33 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 08:53 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 08:59 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 09:09 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 09:22 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 15:20 (UTC) - Expand

[text.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 15:36 (UTC) - Expand

Re: [text.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-11-05 16:42 (UTC) - Expand

[text.->action.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-09 00:06 (UTC) - Expand

[action.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-12-09 19:48 (UTC) - Expand

[action.]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:52 (UTC) - Expand

[action.]

coreyhartenthusiast - 2012-12-12 19:59 (UTC) - Expand

You can make the words different colors?

[Priorities.]

Would you like to know how?

Yes!

Edited 2012-11-05 05:41 (UTC)

You have to use this code. [He sends her the code.] The number and letter sequence in the code corresponds to a color. What color do you want?

Pink!

[text]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:09 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

itsasecret - 2012-12-10 06:11 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:13 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

itsasecret - 2012-12-10 06:15 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:25 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

itsasecret - 2012-12-10 06:26 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:36 (UTC) - Expand

[text]

itsasecret - 2012-12-11 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

DIRK STRIDER WHERE HAE YOU BEEN
i knew you werent GONE gone sinc youre stuffs still ehre
what is it w/you boys and losing bracelets Jake did it like 4 times when he was here
PUT IT ON AND DONF TAKE IT OFF UNLESS YOURE TAKING ONE OF YORU LONGASSS SHOWERS OK

[She missed you can you tell?]

Hey Rox.
This is an odd as fuck position to be in.
That's twice now in a relatively short period that you've used caps lock at me in genuine rebuke of my behavior.
I must be off my game big time. The ball is downright avoiding my court.

i knor right
*know
its almsot like im being the smart + responsible one here and your the one slacking off
whats going on in the world

youre ok though right?

Nobody ever said you weren't smart.
But slacking off is probably the exact opposite of what I've been doing.

I'm fine. The bracelet's not coming off again.

actually some ppl say it all the time but theyre losers who dont even count

and good
because seriously what if youget lost and never find it again or something

(no subject)

masterofpuppets - 2012-11-05 06:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

tipsygnostalgia - 2012-11-05 09:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-09 00:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

tipsygnostalgia - 2012-12-09 00:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 06:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

tipsygnostalgia - 2012-12-10 07:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

masterofpuppets - 2012-12-10 12:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

tipsygnostalgia - 2012-12-10 13:57 (UTC) - Expand

duck for cover and try two 2tay the hell out of the way, pretty much cover2 iit.

Some solid advice, I'm actually kind of surprised.

thii2 ii2 your one free pa22, you're welcome.

Hm. I don't think I'm interested in knowing the toll for all future passes into your infinite wisdom.
The free one was alright, but I think you could do better.

hmm, you thiink ii 2hould have charged for that?
ii wa2nt actually 2ure ii wa2 antiiciipatiing another conver2atiion wiith you two make iit worth 2tartiing a tab.
you u2ually dont 2tiick around.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only