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asgardeventide2012-10-17 04:30 am
asgardstricks) wrote in asgardeventide2012-10-17 04:30 am
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NPC POST - LOKI & LOKI - VIDEO
[Today, Loki is addressing the populace again, from the comfort of his little office presumably in the castle.
But he is not doing so alone. This time, everyone might have to check their blood alcohol levels, as his complete mirror image is with him.]
So, about those animals. Not our fault. This guy thought it was a good idea to fuck around in war time.
But now we’ve got it sorted out and he’s going to help us not die. Conveniently for everyone, this means you can still go shopping for fancy clothes and computers in Utgard. It also means we have one less gate to worry about having breached. Hopefully.
[“This guy”, lurking somewhere behind Asgard’s Loki, gives a cheerful shrug.]
What can I say? Some of you got very nice, useful gifts out of it. Think of it as your friendly neighbor giving you a hand with your wartime shopping.
That’s like kicking someone in their broken leg and giving them a copper. Not even I think that’s funny.
You had a shit sense of humor to begin with. That isn’t my fault.
I had wittier influences. Satire above belching, brother.
If that’s what you want to believe. Your influences haven’t been doing their job if they let you post this monstrosity. I thought it couldn’t get any worse, but I was obviously wrong. Your art’s even shittier than your humor. [He’s embarrassed for you.]
It’s called mocking. I didn’t leave cow pies everywhere. And this is an irrelevant subject for a public address.
A public address to show me off. How flattering. [He gives his twin a look.] Are we done here?
Done enough. Your face is nice enough to look at but I’m sure they tire of your personality.
So anyway, things are going to blow up at any time, we’d like a little help keeping an eye out. Pick a god, but if any of you have time, we’d like a Watch organized in every district. No fighting, just keeping an eye out for trouble. And if you want to help the war medics or the engineers and builders, talk to the elves. That’s about it for now.
[Asgard’s Loki sighs -- but then he pauses, as if he remembered something, and grins.]
But before we go, I believe there’s a pretty girl out there that I owe something to. This is for you, sweetheart.
[And with that he turns and decks his twin.]
[ooc: Asgard!Loki & Utgard!Loki. The OOC post with the leader positions for groups will be up later today!]
But he is not doing so alone. This time, everyone might have to check their blood alcohol levels, as his complete mirror image is with him.]
So, about those animals. Not our fault. This guy thought it was a good idea to fuck around in war time.
But now we’ve got it sorted out and he’s going to help us not die. Conveniently for everyone, this means you can still go shopping for fancy clothes and computers in Utgard. It also means we have one less gate to worry about having breached. Hopefully.
[“This guy”, lurking somewhere behind Asgard’s Loki, gives a cheerful shrug.]
What can I say? Some of you got very nice, useful gifts out of it. Think of it as your friendly neighbor giving you a hand with your wartime shopping.
That’s like kicking someone in their broken leg and giving them a copper. Not even I think that’s funny.
You had a shit sense of humor to begin with. That isn’t my fault.
I had wittier influences. Satire above belching, brother.
If that’s what you want to believe. Your influences haven’t been doing their job if they let you post this monstrosity. I thought it couldn’t get any worse, but I was obviously wrong. Your art’s even shittier than your humor. [He’s embarrassed for you.]
It’s called mocking. I didn’t leave cow pies everywhere. And this is an irrelevant subject for a public address.
A public address to show me off. How flattering. [He gives his twin a look.] Are we done here?
Done enough. Your face is nice enough to look at but I’m sure they tire of your personality.
So anyway, things are going to blow up at any time, we’d like a little help keeping an eye out. Pick a god, but if any of you have time, we’d like a Watch organized in every district. No fighting, just keeping an eye out for trouble. And if you want to help the war medics or the engineers and builders, talk to the elves. That’s about it for now.
[Asgard’s Loki sighs -- but then he pauses, as if he remembered something, and grins.]
But before we go, I believe there’s a pretty girl out there that I owe something to. This is for you, sweetheart.
[And with that he turns and decks his twin.]
[ooc: Asgard!Loki & Utgard!Loki. The OOC post with the leader positions for groups will be up later today!]