❝ᴛᴇɴᴛʜ, ᴀᴜᴅɪᴏ.❞

[refute]

[ Click. An audio broadcast was being made in full session. However, there was no sound being heard as the audio cast is being made. For those who have almost perfect hearing will notice a faint sound being heard in the background. What was it? It would seem to be the sound of a low murmur reading while another familiar noise is being made. A more whisking sound? But don’t worry, Asgard, a voice will suddenly be heard after the first few seconds of audio. ]

Ririchiyo-sama? [ A female voice will be heard saying a very familiar name in a familiar way. Well, for those who know Ririchiyo and all. ] What are you working on?

[ Unfortunately for the other, no response will be given - or, at the very least, an instantaneous one. It would seem as though Ririchiyo was currently engrossed in reading the book that was laid out in front of her. “How to make pancakes” the header says, instructions being given in detail on how to go about creating such a thing. As she reads further on, she mutters the instructions to herself as she measures everything with precise precision, making no room for failure. ]

“Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl with a sieve held high above the bowl so the flour gets a airing” … [ More instructions seem to be muttered when finally -- ] “2 tablespoons of the batter mixture” …

[ It would seem as though the first female was being entirely ignored by her master. And by the sound of silence, she did not mind being ignored. If only everyone was able to notice the sparkles and look of happiness on her face. She was finding the other female the most adorable. Without a moment to lose, the other female will get all the more closer to the younger one as she places a hand on either side of her arms from behind. ]

Ahh. It would seem as though you are working on making breakfast for us. If you don’t mind, I’ll stay here a little while longer before feeding our adorable kits. Please, continue the hard work. I’m sure they will be good...

[ She will offer a kiss on her partner’s cheek as her chest brushed against her back without a second thought. ]

… Huh? [ Engrossed as she had been prior to this moment, it would seem as though she had been thrown back into reality as the feeling of something against her back became more noticeable. It was hard at first to remember if she offered that Roromiya stayed the night, for the only female she knew who was this affectionate was no one else but her. But that couldn’t right, could it? Knitting her eyebrows together in thought, she slowly tries to do the maths. The only people who lived here were herself and Miketsu...kami... ]

Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miketsukami-- [ Wait. ] -san?

Yes? [ The other female will remain in place, but the sound of confusion will not be lost. ]

It’s not “yes”. [ Blunt as ever, that would be good ole’ Ririchiyo. ] Why are you suddenly a girl!?

[ There will be some silence as the other female let’s go of Ririchiyo and begins to smile, very amused by her blunt question ]

What are you now saying, Ririchiyo-sama? I have always been like this -- female, just like you. [ Placing a hand over the younger girl’s cheek, she will give her a simple smile as she gets closer ] Although, I do admit... something odd is happening. All of my clothes are currently missing, and I wanted to know if you knew where it was. [ With a teasing voice, and getting even closer to her. ] Did you happen to hide them again? Just like the last time, I know you asked the kits to hide my clothes, so you can keep me here a little longer~ [ Whispering in her ears. ] You know I am always ready to show you everything, so there is no need to play those sort of tricks.

Spare me that shameless image. [ Remaining as blunt as earlier, she dismisses the other girl’s advances quite speedily. ] I have no reason to hide your clothes from you for, unlike you, I’m not that perverse.

[ Giggles. Why are you so cute? ] That is not what I heard the other night. You were definitely being as perverse as I was~ [ Turning away from the other, she will simply smile and sway back and forth on her feet. ] What a shame. It would only seem as though Ririchiyo-sama only acts like my vixen at night than at day. It isn’t as though someone is listening to us. It is only us girls. Why do you feel so shy?

S-Saying such a thing so early in the day... Th-That type of thing is... U-Ugh! Learn to filter your thoughts a little, will you!? [ Embarrassed, she moves away from the kitchen in a little off a huff as she tries her hardest to ignore the other girl’s presence. ] There’s only one girl here, and that girl isn’t you. H-Hmph! This must be a curse of some kind. That’s right - that’s the only logical explanation to this.

[ The other girls reactions will simply get a mischievous smile out of her. Following after her master, she was getting close in wanting to apologize for teasing her when she was clearly not in the mood for them, but the final part of her master’s speech will stop her in her tracks. Confusion and concern clearly taking over her more mischievous mood. ] Ririchiyo-sama....? [ The concern in her expression was more apparent as she holds her arms back to her side. ] Are you certain you are feeling well? There has always been two girls living in this household. You have never once lived alone here...

[ Hearing the question on whether she was feeling well was enough of a means for her to stare at the other with a deadpan expression, almost as if to question the other’s sanity. ] That’s my line. Asking me such a ridiculous question... shouldn’t I be the one asking you that?

….I am terribly sorry for offending you. [ Her gaze will lower as she bows before her master. It was clear that she was uncertain in the proper way to handle her master. However, as she was about to rise, she will notice a small light blinking onto her master’s arm. She will begin to blink a couple of times before standing up straight. ] Umm...Ririchiyo-sama, I believe your bracelet is... [ How to say it without scaring her? ] It is glowing...

W-What? [ Glowing...? Slowly, her gaze goes down to her bracelet on her wrist that was, as Miketsukami said, glowing. Which meant... ] Everything we’ve been saying up until now... everyone...

Overheard us? [ All said in a very amused tone of voice. ]

[ And now would be the part where a loud and piercing scream makes itself heard. If this was any indication, it would seem as though Ririchiyo wasn’t quite as amused as Miketsukami. ] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I WANT TO DIE—!!

[ As per usual, Ririchiyo is purple whereas Soushi is silver. In short, Soushi has been placed under a curse where he believes that he is, and always has been, female. Replies will be coming from onlyacurse  from Soushi's end. ]

Comments

[ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ]

[refute]

[ After the embarrassment of the broadcast, it's no wonder that Ririchiyo had locked herself up in the bathroom as she holds her hand in her hands in her despairing. For now? She's not even going to respond to anything the other days, genderbent or not.]

[ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ]

[onlyacurse]

[It would seem as though Souko did not feel an ounce of embarrassment of what has been said between them over the network. In her mind and logic, she never once did lie over the situation nor did she know about the bracelet's recording beforehand. If she did, then she would have been tactful with her words. If only her master thought the same way, but from her reaction towards the situation was more than enought of a clue. Seem as thought she will have to do ground control in calming her master's nerves and keeping the public at bay.

Lightly knocking on their bathroom door, Souko will get as close as she can to the door currently seperating them.]

Ririchiyo-sama, please open the door. Let's chat for a bit. [Pause.] I apologize for being unable to notice the bracelet recording, or break the news to you sooner. [Another soft knock.] ...Ririchiyo-sama?

[odokuro]

[ What's this? Karuta is just eating popcorn and watching the video unfold. ]

[onlyacurse]

[More like hearing everything unfold because there was no video. But upon noticing Karuta onto her bracelet, she will decide to turn on the video function with an extreme close up of her face. No need to have Karuta watch her being indecent.]

Oh! Roromiya-san, good morning.

[All said in the most casual of ways, almost as thought nothing wrong has happened.]

video; 1/???

[hatecomplex]

[God you two]

Dammit you two-

video;

[hatecomplex]

DO YOU EVER SHUT U

[hatecomplex]

[Wait, a tic.

what.]

Re: video; 1/???

[hatecomplex]

[what.]

video;

[hatecomplex]

[Whaaaaaaaat]

Wait a, you're a w-w-w--wom-wo-

[And yes, his voice cracks. Fuck you.]

video; done

[hatecomplex]

WHY THE EVER LIVING HELL DO YOU HAVE BOOBS, YOU SMUG ASSHOLE?!

Its your doing isn't it?????[And yes, cuz clearly Ririchiyo is the source of all problems, Kyo] You did something to piss off the gods, again, didn't you?

video;

[entreats]

[ ... Yup, that sure is Soushi as a woman.

Another day, another weird thing in Asgard, apparently. Luckily Ange's ability to remain pokerface no matter the circumstances seems to kick in once again at this. ]

It's too early to just go ahead and die, you know. [ calm and deadpan as ever. ]

[refute]

You wouldn’t be saying that if you were in my position. [ On the contrary, she’d probably be wishing the same thing. ] I don’t want to live in this world anymore...

video;

[onlyacurse]

[There will be a pair of mismatch-colored eyes looking right at Ange right now.]

Thank you for telling her, Ushiromiya-sama. I tried to tell her the very same thing.

[And with a servitude smile.]

Good morning, Ushiromiya-sama. It is wonderful to be given the chance to speak with you this morning.

Audio

[samantha_grey]

You two are like a radio soap opera from hell. You know that, don't you?

[She hadn't ever met either of them and she wasn't sure if this was horrendously irritating or just funny.]

[refute]

Then stop listening! [ Regardless if the other found it irritating or funny, she found it more embarrassing than anything else and that was yet to change. ]

audio;

[onlyacurse]

[The other's description of their accidental broadcast to the network will get an amused giggle out of her. Were they really such terrible actors? Oops.]

It would seem so, if you believe it as such. I will neither fight nor deny your opinion. My only hope is my choice of words did not make you feel uncomfortable. If I have known beforehand about the bracelet recording, then I would have choosen better words to use in their place.

[It would seem she felt a tiny bit guilty now.]

I apologize for the broadcast

video

[circuses]

Mi-ke-tsu-ka-mi? [ Her thoughts go tick-tick-ticking slowly through her brain. This slice of audio was confusing to say the least, but it was definitely Riri who was talking, along with another girl...but who could that be? ] That's Soushi's last name. Oh, miss! Are you his sister?

You should put some clothes on! I could lend you one of my dresses if you don't have any.

And what do you mean by 'perverse'? Riri? Do you know? [ Was Riri even okay? She sounded upset. ]

[refute]

[ Okay stay calm, remain calm, don't freak out or scream at any more people through the bracelet. She can do this, she can do this. ]

I mean to say that he is a pervert. It means a deliberate and obstinate desire to behave in a way that is unreasonable or unacceptable, often in spite of the consequences.

text

[supurrior]

How could you not know that your bracelet was on? Hmph. It's something to keep in mind before you air your dirty laundry out for everyone to see.

Or perhaps you are some sort of exhibitionist. Know that we're not all willing to participate in your dirty activities. How very shameful.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

Save those comments for him!! He is the exhibitionist, not me. Hmph! You would benefit by sorting out your facts before making presumptions such as these you have formed right now.

[video]

[manlypassion]

Not sure if fantasy being fulfilled...

Or just Riri suffering...

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

It’s the latter.

audio;

[onceknighted]

With a circus routine like this, you ought to start selling tickets. [...or a train wreck, he feels either would be accurate in this case.]

audio;

[onlyacurse]

How much do you believe we should begin to charge for?

[Souko. He is not actually being serious by those words.]

[Voice]

[comeonthensexy]

[ kasjhfsdhklfjdh YES, THAT COULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN KEPT FROM THE REST OF ASGARD. But the Doctor is totally cool. T o t a l l y cool. But, ah, puzzle pieces are falling into their places now, and that's always a nice thing.

He'll just focus on that. And the... curse. Deal. ]

So it's you two.

All the clothes are gone, was it?

[Voice]

[onlyacurse]

[Deal. Souko would...feel even more ashamed of her antics upon realizing the Doctor overheard her. No, really. She would apologize at him repeatedly because her image has been ruined by her own two hands, but he isn't scolding her. Okay then, she will refrain from apologizing...for the time being.]

...yes. [Wow. Souko was beginning to feel actual shame than delight.] It would seem as thought my wardrobe has been switched with another person's. A man, most likely. [Then she begins to ponder.] ...is everything orderly in your closet? Nothing has been switched, right?

( video )

[sloths]

[ All the applause in the world could not properly convey how he feels about this.

But Ririchiyo is special so he's actually going to answer with video. Now she can see the look on his face proper. ]

The pancakes turn out then?

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

[ Well unfortunately for Oreki, he won’t be getting the same treatment from her as she’s sticking to audio only, if only to cover up how embarrassed she feels over such an event having been broadcast to practically the whole of Asgard. In short? She’s ashamed. Or shy, one of the two. ]

I hardly see how that is any of your concern but if you must know, I didn’t get to finish them due to a sudden inconvenience.

video;

[deputychief]

If I recall correctly, this sort of thing happens to you two with an almost amazing, not to say comical, frequency.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

Must you point it out? [ She knows how often it happens, but for once the blame seems to be entirely on her own bracelet instead of Miketsukami’s own. ]

[ ᴠıᴅᴇᴏ ]

[corona]

I didn't know were having sex with each other... Ririchiyo does Soushi— Soushi do you really not remember being a man?

[ ᴏɴᴇ / ᴛᴡᴏ ]

[refute]

[ She would comment on the questioning but it's the part about having sex that catches her off guard as she is forced into a type of silence due to her shock at hearing such a thing. It's not like they weren't, but even so it's not like this was something she was comfortable talking about. Far from it, really. ]