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[hypertoxic]

I'm 8aaaaaaaack.
::::)
Miss me?

( Locked to Sam Winchester )
Where are you?
I need someone to 8ring me up to speed.
Sooner rather than l8er.
Don't keep me w8ing!

( Locked to Tavros Nitram )
Hey, Tavros!
Long time no seeeeeeee.
Man, that would 8e a funnier joke if 8lind girl were still here.
Anyway! We should meet up. Just you and me.
We have a lot to talk a8out.
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( Public )
[ An afterthought: ]
Hey!
Who has my spiders????????

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[samantha_grey]

[There was a stab. Her eyes widened, and she blinked. Had he mentioned that he'd been dead before? Maybe? She hadn't been paying that close attention. But sawing him in half... Christ, that thing she had was deadly as hell. Samantha remembered it, and for some reason, she found the idea of him in half unsettling.]

No clue. He's got regeneration, so I wouldn't bank on that working as much. Don't worry. I'll beat the tool up plenty the next time I see him. It passes the time.

[hypertoxic]

Pff. Don't underestim8 me. I don't care a8out his dinky little power.
W8, you beat him up regularly? He's getting 8eat up 8y some loser I don't even know?
He's even more pathetic than I thought. And that's saying something.

[samantha_grey]

It's my new, favorite pastime.

[She's totally stalking your conversation with him, Vriska.]

I have never seen someone with a bigger ego than his. It's the sort of thing that just makes you want to pop it, right there in front of god and everyone.

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha. Didn't you know?
He's royalty!
The Prince of Hope, even.
Of course, he was the shittiest hope player ever, and he makes a pretty crappy prince, too.
Not that anyone is surprised!

[samantha_grey]

Believe me, I knew he was royalty the moment I met him. I'm having a crown brought, just for him. Very special. It's going to be priceless. Gotta toss you a picture when it gets in.

You should hear the prince squawk about disrespectful peasant blooded witches giving him trouble. He has no idea how much trouble I'm going to give that egotistical little snot.

[hypertoxic]

Wow.
You sure seem o8sessed with him for some reason!
You're not caliginous for him, are you????????
W8, humans never understand that.
May8e flushed?

[samantha_grey]

Maybe a little, but I don't think the way you're thinking. I don't like using you guys' words. They don't always make sense to me. Let's just say he's managed to annoy the crap out of me a few times, and I'm making him my little problem.

[Much more black, but she was still new to the whole thing.]

[hypertoxic]

Of course it doesn't make sense to you!
I will never understand other species' limited ideas of romance.
It just seems so primitive! D::::
8ut uh, knock yourself out, I guess. May8e he will spend more of his time 8othering you instead.

[samantha_grey]

No clue. It's not like I've ever had a relationship that didn't end in blood and guts after the first date, so I don't really 'get' romance in general, much less how you guys mix pity and hate. [Hell, she wasn't entirely sure this wasn't a terrible idea to begin with, but fuck it.]

Believe me. The little bastard won't shut up when gets going. On and on. He's like a broken record sometimes. But enough about him. I'll punch him later.

Anyway. Care or not, name's Samantha Grey. You going to tell me yours, or am I going to have to drag it out of one of the others?