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[coy]

[Here, have a very peeved Caroline. She doesn't like being kidnapped. At all. Been there, done that but at least she's not in a cage or some sunlight tortue dungeon, and she's not being shot at. Her voice is deceptively sweet as it is firm. She doesn't seemed put off by the magic bracelet] Look, Klaus. I'm grateful for the whole saving my life thing but... I never said I was ready to go 'see the world' or anything.

And no matter what your twisted mind thinks, kidnapping is not romantic. [She's wrinkling her nose.] And really? A themed hotel? Negative ten points for cheesiness. [Then she's distracted by something off screen and it seems she's getting an explanation of what's going on. And after a moment she comes back.] 

Okay, so if I'm getting this straight, I've been kidnapped to world that's lacking color? Because I look good in black & white and all but... Seriously? Am I being Punk'd right now?

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[titties]

It's a pretty damned twisted joke if it is one, that's for sure.

[coy]

It's the worst joke.

[titties]

I don't think it's done by your friend-- unless he has some awesome powers to do everything those damned Gods have been doing.

[dontbelate]

Somebody brought you here is a joke? Rude!

[coy]

Apparently it's not a joke. But it sounds like a bad one.

[dontbelate]

I was about to say! I don't think anyone was brought here as a joke... [Considers.] If so, then it's seriously not funny.

[superfiber]

[Snort.]

Some joke.

[coy]

Yeah, well, Punk'd was only funny, like, the first time.

[superfiber]

[Punk'd?]

I'm still waiting for the punchline.

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[pratentious]

[ s q u i n t ]

-- I remember you.

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[coy]

[ d o u b l e s q u i n t ]

Who are you?

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[permutation]

Unless Klaus is a nickname for one of the gods here - and let's face it, it'd be a pretty terrible nickname - it wasn't him who brought you here.

[ She pauses, then rolls her eyes before continuing] Their world lacks the color. Not us. Though you probably do look good in black and white. Our emotions play paint by number with their world or something.

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[coy]

I know but if the world lacks color, doesn't that mean the clothes here do too?

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[gymnast]

I wish we were being Punk'd. [ It'd be so much easier to deal with than actually being here. Especially lately. ] There's no Ashton in sight, though.

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[coy]

I'd say I'm thankful for the lack of douchey trucker hats but... at this point I'd prefer it.

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[notscared]

The novelty wears off super quick.

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[coy]

I'm pretty sure it wore off the moment I woke up.

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[whitechocolate]

Does any color look bad on you? [Sam thinks not... and now he's realizing how much he probably just sounded like he was coming on to her.] Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like I was hitting on you...

I totally thought I was being Punk'd too... except that would only happen in an alternative universe where I'm famous.

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[coy]

[ ARE YOU HITTING ON HER SAM? ARE YOU? She sort of gives him a bit of a look, though there's a little bit of blushing too. Look, it's nice to be flattered. And it wasn't creepy.] It's okay and for the record, I look bad in orange.

Yeah, well, maybe it's that other show... the really old one. [Oh, 90s babies] Candid camera or whatever.

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[yoghurts]

I think you might be a little confused right now...

But what's this "Punk" thing?

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[coy]

It's a show. You know, with Ashton Kutcher?

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[corona]

[ Hrrrn. That part about "Klaus"... Why is that so familiar... ] Hm. Uh— Well. It is true.

But you're taking it really well if that helps.

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[coy]

I'm pretty sure my freak out will come later.

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[wasthemaster]

--you talk a lot, don't you.

[video] ROFL

[coy]

[Ugh, people are so rude here!] Yeah, so?