video;

[coy]

[Here, have a very peeved Caroline. She doesn't like being kidnapped. At all. Been there, done that but at least she's not in a cage or some sunlight tortue dungeon, and she's not being shot at. Her voice is deceptively sweet as it is firm. She doesn't seemed put off by the magic bracelet] Look, Klaus. I'm grateful for the whole saving my life thing but... I never said I was ready to go 'see the world' or anything.

And no matter what your twisted mind thinks, kidnapping is not romantic. [She's wrinkling her nose.] And really? A themed hotel? Negative ten points for cheesiness. [Then she's distracted by something off screen and it seems she's getting an explanation of what's going on. And after a moment she comes back.] 

Okay, so if I'm getting this straight, I've been kidnapped to world that's lacking color? Because I look good in black & white and all but... Seriously? Am I being Punk'd right now?

Comments

[titties]

It's a pretty damned twisted joke if it is one, that's for sure.

[dontbelate]

Somebody brought you here is a joke? Rude!

[coy]

It's the worst joke.

[coy]

Apparently it's not a joke. But it sounds like a bad one.

[dontbelate]

I was about to say! I don't think anyone was brought here as a joke... [Considers.] If so, then it's seriously not funny.

[superfiber]

[Snort.]

Some joke.

[coy]

Yeah, well, Punk'd was only funny, like, the first time.

[coy]

So this place is for real? I'm not in some weird dream?

[superfiber]

[Punk'd?]

I'm still waiting for the punchline.

[coy]

How long have you been here?

[dontbelate]

I've been here a couple days, and it's nothing like the world I came from! The creatures here don't even speak their name...! So it's definitely real!

[ video ]

[pratentious]

[ s q u i n t ]

-- I remember you.

[ video ]

[coy]

[ d o u b l e s q u i n t ]

Who are you?

[titties]

I don't think it's done by your friend-- unless he has some awesome powers to do everything those damned Gods have been doing.

[superfiber]

A couple months.

[coy]

Wait, what? Where are you from? [Crazy person?]

[coy]

Seriously? You haven't tried to go home?

[dontbelate]

I'm from Sinnoh! [The region! He's still pretty sure that everyone comes from pokemon land, seeing as there are so many pokemon trainers here...]

[coy]

Uh... is that in Asia?

[superfiber]

[Plainly.] You can't get home.

[dontbelate]

What's Asia? Is that where you're from?

[coy]

Uh... Why?

[coy]

You don't know what Asia is? [Pause] How old are you?

[superfiber]

[He suddenly switches into a mocking, oldy, formal tone.]

Our generous hosts will not hear of it, your most honorable highness.

[coy]

Don't be an ass.