text;

[nukeoleptic]

whoah
i left and now im back
and now im taller D:
my pants are too short!!!

jeez this feels really weird
hi asgard o.o
this is jade
its me
its good to see you again!

[ She was gone for a whopping five or six seconds for her canon update, but it seemed like longer to her. :(

And then, a few minutes later, she adds: ]

omg i keep running into doors
i want my old powers back D:

Comments

[wasthemaster]

I need some sort of edge, don't you think?

[nukeoleptic]

And you have to use age for that?

[wasthemaster]

You're a space witch. I can't use magic as an edge anymore.

[nukeoleptic]

Tut. Witch of space.

[wasthemaster]

They're about as different as a wizard and warlock.

[nukeoleptic]

No birthday present? I'm disappointed.

[wasthemaster]

...birthday present? I don't think that counts when you weren't here to celebrate it.

[nukeoleptic]

I dunno. Rapunzel seems to think otherwise.

...wow I just realized I stopped doing the text font whoops.

[wasthemaster]

Since when should I base my judgment on Rapunzel's? [Even if she can't hear him, she should know him well enough to notice there's a tone there.]

OH THIS IS TEXT

[nukeoleptic]

idk :3
thanks for the welcome back though draco

we're awesome, clearly.

[wasthemaster]

That face isn't helping, by the way.

Sure, whatever. I might even be feeling tolerant enough today to see you in person. Coffee or something.

obvs

[nukeoleptic]

whoah
are you the one actually suggesting that we..... meet up?? :o

<3?

[wasthemaster]

It might just be a figment of your imagination, but are you really going to pass it up?

<3!!

[nukeoleptic]

how about instead you come to my new apartment
and i make us hot chocolate <3

[wasthemaster]

Right now?

[nukeoleptic]

yes? :D?

[wasthemaster]

[...SIGH.]

All right, all right. What's the number?

[nukeoleptic]

[ Autumn is too lazy to go look it up, so pretend Jade sends it here now. :) ]

[wasthemaster]

[That's okay because Ty likes Autumn and her laziness anyway :P Also I can't remember if this is day 150 in the morning or the evening because Reasons. Either way he's taking note of the number.]

Give me a few hours. I'm guessing you're lacking the essentials like marshmallows and whipped cream.

[nukeoleptic]

[ Yeah me either so that can all just be fudged.. ]

whipped cream :o
did you know i have never actually had a marshmallow

[wasthemaster]

[Good yes good.]

...

...what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[nukeoleptic]

ummmm
i lived on an island
alone
remember D:
grandpa never brought any back
he brought lots of really really nice things from his travels sometimes
but never marshmallows

[wasthemaster]

Oh for the love of--look, give me a few hours and I'm bringing you the largest bag of marshmallows I can find. And whipped cream. And possibly chocolate shavings if I can find them. [What? Narcissa made sure her precious baby boy had the best of the best even when it came to the simplest things.]

Just be ready for it. [And I am going to go spam your ic inbox now brb]