Bruce Banner || THE HULK (
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asgardeventide2012-09-18 12:52 am
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[It takes Bruce awhile to reorient himself. He knows he's been here before, but how he got here again- that's kind of vague. Shouldn't he not have been waking up in that room again? It doesn't make sense. Bruce doesn't really like things that don't make sense. And he's got to come to the bottom of this somehow.
That's the only reason he's willing to do a video post, at all. Force of habit of staying hidden and all that.]
So uh, I thought we were supposed to go through the whole "Welcome to Asgard, enjoy your stay, here are complementary bath towels and magic powers" routine once. Not that I don't, you know, appreciate the refresher course, I'm just wondering how long you have to be gone or what you have to do to merit remedial instruction. It's not like I broke anything…
[Oh boy. Nervous laughter here. Bruce does not look comfortable, and he kind of shifts his weight around, licks his lips, glances away and then back before he continues.]
Is there anybody I could talk to that like, remembers me, or the name Bruce at all, and what went down before I think I mysteriously vanished. I mean, if that's what I did do, that would be…great…to fill in those blanks sometime. 'Cause right now I'm kind of not sure what I missed, obviously, or what happened to my stuff. It wasn't a lot of stuff but it was still my stuff, and I was kind of attached to my spare pants.
That's the only reason he's willing to do a video post, at all. Force of habit of staying hidden and all that.]
So uh, I thought we were supposed to go through the whole "Welcome to Asgard, enjoy your stay, here are complementary bath towels and magic powers" routine once. Not that I don't, you know, appreciate the refresher course, I'm just wondering how long you have to be gone or what you have to do to merit remedial instruction. It's not like I broke anything…
[Oh boy. Nervous laughter here. Bruce does not look comfortable, and he kind of shifts his weight around, licks his lips, glances away and then back before he continues.]
Is there anybody I could talk to that like, remembers me, or the name Bruce at all, and what went down before I think I mysteriously vanished. I mean, if that's what I did do, that would be…great…to fill in those blanks sometime. 'Cause right now I'm kind of not sure what I missed, obviously, or what happened to my stuff. It wasn't a lot of stuff but it was still my stuff, and I was kind of attached to my spare pants.

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From what I understand, the effects that travellers leave behind are stored at the bank and distributed to those they cared about while here. So, I'd talk to those people first.
Though, pants are something you casn get at many places. The place I work at, for example.
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Yeah but I was kind of attached to those pants. I do remember you though. Is there any way to find out who it was distributed to if you are not sure those people are still here?
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Huh. Y'know, I'm having the same problem? I know I left some things around here somewhere. Really hope I'm not gonna have to start from scratch.
Besides, buck up, buddy. Think of it as an opportunity to get more pairs of pants that actually fit. [ Is that a taunt? Just a little one. ] Although you can probably still find 'em in purple, if that's your thing.
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No that sounds a little tacky. But they would have been memorable. [And he tries really hard not to be.] Didn't you have a lab, or something, around here, or am I just imagining that you were continuing your quest to be the man of all scientific disciplines including strange...god...magic.
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[ alternatively: fuck that beatdown. AT LEAST A REPEAT ISN'T IMMINENT BY VIRTUE OF DE-POWERING. ]
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I tried not to be. But sometimes we don't all get what we want.
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[Kate looks confused. This is the first time she's hearing of something like that happening, so you'll have to excuse her.]
Oh, right. I don't know if you remember me or not, but we spoke once before you, apparently, vanished? Kate Beckett. [Small smile.] What's the last thing you remember? Just so I can get a general idea of the last time you were here.
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[He glances left, right, out of habit, although there's no one there, no one he needs to be checking for. But just to be sure.]
Kate Beckett. I remember. We talked, a little bit. Probably not much, I'm not really the...chatter type. Uuuuh, let's see, there was the flood, and I spent a lot of time fooling around with the bracelet. I was experimenting with the, uh, time it takes to start feeling the effects of not wearing it- [Secretly, not sure if it would trigger the Hulk, trying to do it somewhere where he would do minimal damage if he started to emerge, and there'd been nothing, no response at all for self-preservation or otherwise. The Other Guy was well and truly out of commission, which should have been impossible-] I don't think I just forgot to put it back on, though.
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What do you mean you're only supposed to get the routine once? You mean you can do this all twice? Oh boy...
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[Despite himself, Bruce thinks that if he were slightly less paranoid, less fugitive, and more people oriented he would probably enjoy studying some of the strange stuff that undoubtedly goes on here.]
Maybe they just thought I needed a review. I wouldn't worry too much about it, it doesn't seem to be a common experience.
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[Okay, he is not really here to offer a simple "welcome" especially when he has never been given the pleasure to meet this individual. Only the thought he remembers his previous stay was interesting, and warranted him to try and offer his assistance.]
I do apologize for the loss of your items from your previous stay within this realm. Have you checked the bank yet? Perhaps the natives of this world could have placed those items on your account. Although, I do admit it is rather uncommon for your items to disappear without a trace. Both Ririchiyo-sama and my own possesions were not taken from us.
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[Actually it kind of sucks. Bruce has not been one for large cities, particularly when there's nowhere to really go. Even without the constant threat of hulking out, because that side of him is repressed or removed- however that might be- it's still an uncomfortably close and crowded situation for someone who spent years trying to avoid people and avoid easily destroyed urban centers.]
I guess that's possible. But I have a new room, that I didn't have previously, and a new roommate and everything, so if everything got left behind in the old one maybe housekeeping decided it was junk? ...if we get housekeeping.
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[ He gets it, bro. He gets it. He's always attached to his clothes. ]
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[It's hard, when you're the Incredible Hulk. It's hard to find pants that keep fitting and don't get blown to bits.]
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