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Lesson Number one. Stop trying to be perfect.
Lesson Number two. Don't do what I did. I tried to beat the hell out of someone. It won't work most of the time.
Lesson Number three. If you're this nervous to do this anonymously, work up your confidence first and stop worrying so much.

[That was the extent of good advice she had: Be confident, don't worry and please god don't do what I did.]

Uh.
I think that, I am aware of those things. Except, for the third thing. Which, did not work for my last confession.

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It depends on what they like.
Everyone is different, after all!

She likes reading. And. Helping people.

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Pick your moment. I don't mean choosing the most romantic time, but judging that the person you like is ready to hear you.

I set up the ideal moment. Romantic dinner, elegant location, just the two of us but it fell through and I ended up confessing in the heat of a moment. She was -- confused, since it was the first time I'd talked about my feelings with her so ... it was hard for her to take. I think it's better to hint of your feelings first, test to see if they're reciprocated before going further.

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I think that they are. She and I seem to have established, an unofficial relationship of that nature. I just don't think she realizes that, that is what we have?
This is the first time that I think. I have figured out my feelings towards someone, and I just hope that it doesn't go the way that it did, when other people confessed to me. Which was, awkward and unpleasant.

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That depends on the person you're confessing to, doesn't it?

What do they like?

Well, uh.. Not to give, too many details away.
She likes, libraries and. Reading.

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you can call them your sweetie-pie princess

or you can write them a love song

or both!! i heard flowers and chocolates are good too

[ best dating advice ]

Wow, that sounds. Uh, is that what people really, call each other?

And, flowers and chocolates?

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ur hot
im hot
lets find a little secluded spot + get 2 know each other a little more up and personal huh

throw in a wonk or 2 for good mearsure
* measure
bam there u go
your welcome

So you invite them, somewhere private to get to know them better, and then, say what you are feeling?

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You don't tell someone you like them, you show them.

Show them? How do you, show someone that you like them?

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well.... you just sort of tell them i guess :o try to build up some confidence!

[ her confession wasn't very... normal. so she's trying to think of how it should go! ]

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The last time I tried, I had too much confidence. And it did not, go very well at all.

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A note to meet somewhere beautiful and a confession from the heart that's short, sweet and to the point. Hopefully it works a little better for you than it did for me.

[...and he was on the recieving end of said note, too.]

Do you think that it's fair to spring this, on someone? I just wonder if it might be, dishonest.

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Just go up and tell them you love them!

That's just that simple!

But a nice location like the lake would be nice!

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Oh, wow. That sounds really, forward.

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Perhaps an anonymous text which immediately reveals its writer's identity via quirk followed by an awkward, crushingly slow followup during which it becomes rapidly evident that the receiving party is uninterested, and yet both parties have to go through the motions nevertheless?

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Hugging. Holding their hand works too.

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Shouldn't that be done, when the relationship has already been established?

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well you pretty much confe22ed riight now dude 2o you miight a2 well go fiind the chiick and have iit out.
becau2e now everybody who know2 you ii2 goiing two be runniing around whii2periing two all theiir friiend2 plottiing your eventual downfall the moment you dare open your mouth two 2tutter out 2ome mangled 2entence that pa22e2 for a confe22iion.
iit'2 iineviitable 2o you miight a2 well ju2t jump iinto the aby22 and con2iign your2elf two the fall and try not two puke all over your2elf wiith nerve2 on the way down.
or you could a2k kk, ii am 2ure he wiill ju2t be falliing all over your2elf two tell you how two 2teer 2omeone iinto a proper quadrant for once becau2e you know he'2 ju2t 2uch a pro at that.

I don't know what it is that you are talking about. Because. I am anonymous and you can't possibly know, who I am.

[ ... wait for it. ]

Karkat's back?

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You could just tell them...
What's the worst that could happen?

A lot of things, I think.

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[Yeah, Tavros. That was completely obvious. And Eridan is calling you on it.]

sup tavv
so wwhos the lucky troll or is it one a them humans i mean not that theres anythin specifically wwrong wwith it wwhatevver floats your fuckin boat
its a red thing i assume or could it be somethin a bit darker
you knoww im pretty good at blackrom advvice tavv just ask rox

Uhh... Who is this Tav? I am, anonymous.
But it's, a red thing. Or, more accurately, a pale thing?

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[ uh huh! she's not really here. she'll just be STALKING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST if that's cool. doing it anyway if it's not. you know. as you do

christ why is this city so bad at love too THESE ARE ALL TERRIBLE ANSWERS!!! ]

[Tavros! She's thrilled for him that he's found someone he likes, and only hopes that the confession goes well and the girl reciprocates. She's just not going to say anything, because she's so proud and full of friendly affection for him that she's sure she'd embarrass him if she even tried. Best to wait for the reaction, and either comfort or congratulate then.]

[awwwe, how cute]

Telling someone you like them can be a pretty scary thing definitely.

But I think if you like them and you think they may like you too, you should just tell them. Of course, you also have to wait for the right moment, but it's not as complicated as it sounds!

[He's not very good with romantic advice, he tried though.]

How do you know what moment is the right moment?

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i don't think you'd want to confess maybe

What? Why not?

why didnt you just ask in person ta
oh wait am i pretending that this isnt you? :)
i can do that!
you should just tell them you like them!
maybe give them something
i didnt know you were flush for someone

Oh, no. Am I really, that obvious?
Though I am not saying, that it is me.
I want to, but I don't want it to go like, the last time.
Which, you weren't around for, actually.
Because, you exploded. }:(
And it's not, a flush thing, it's actually a pale thing.
I think.

Do you think, that will work?

Is there a difference?

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