Seventh Dive [video / action for Loki]

[manlypassion]

*Greetings, Asgard. Today your bracelet mounted video feed is focused on the area out front of the Loki house! Where there is a rather alarming pile of weapons stacked up. Most of which look to be highly impractical looking drill-based-weaponry. ... and a few well made two handed swords.*

This is just depressing. I've been working on all this since day once almost, yet I still can't get a properly functioning drill based weapon going. Closest I can get is drill fists, but it's not like those can spin... I really should have tried to sneak off with some of the stuff from those pointy eared visitors.

*Aoto gives a small kick to the pile, hefting up one of said drill fists. It is exactly what it sounds like. A drill you put over your hand and punch someone with. ... Or as the case would be even if it doesn't spin, pierce them with.*

Ahhhh... This would all be so damn cool if I could get them to work. All this free time here just makes me think up awesome stuff like this, yet it's all a bust! *SIGH.* Haaa... Don't suppose any of you properly manly men out there have an interest in drill-based weaponry?

... ... or the extra swords, I guess. If you're feeling boring.

Comments

video

[alphastorming]

That sounds like such a cool weapon!

[titties]

Swords can be pretty damned cool too, can't they?

video

[wristbands]

Whoa, you made those?

Re: video

[manlypassion]

Right?! It's a genuine tragedy that I can't make it work how I want it to.

[manlypassion]

Ehhhh, sure... But they need to have a little something extra to really be cool to me!

video

[manlypassion]

--hm? Ah, yeah. Making stuff like this is kind of my specialty and hobby. Especially the drills.

video;

[entreats]

Don't guys usually think guns are supposed to be the coolest kind of weapon?

[ just saying it with a straight face - what else would you expect of her, really. ]

[titties]

Extra, huh? Like what? [ though he already has some ideas from the top of his head... ]

[manlypassion]

Transforming! Extra features! Being more than just a sword!

video;

[manlypassion]

Tsk tsk tsk... Guns are ranked number three in the ranking of coolest weapon! The passions of a man are universal! Drills, transforming and guns! In that order!

[titties]

What about a glowing, golden sword? That's pretty awesome, isn't it?

[manlypassion]

... are we talking actual gold here, or just colored? Because despite what some might think, gold isn't actually some kind of super impressive material for weapons. It's actually totally weak.

[entreats]

.. Wait, guns aside, what is 'transforming' even supposed to mean? Like a magical girl?

video

[alphastorming]

What are you trying to do with it? Why won't it work?

video;

[unimpressive]

Heh, what's so boring about swords? [Not that he uses traditional swords, but hey...

...Though those things he's making do look pretty awesome!!] But why can't you get them to work?

video

[manlypassion]

It's lacking the ability to spin! That's the key feature of any drill. If it can't even spin, it's only half of a drill...

[manlypassion]

Transforming as in transforming! Like a ship that can turn into a robot! Or a sword that pops open and reveals a giant gun inside!

video;

[manlypassion]

Ehhh... There's nothing wrong with them, just flat-out-swords don't have any flair!

*le sigh!!* I'm lacking the key feature in that they don't spin... It's just not a drill if it can't penetrate with ease!

video;

[unimpressive]

Heh, that's why you've got to make them more exciting! You can't just use plain swords!

[Nod, nod. Yeah, he has no idea how drills work or... penetrate, but...] What do you need to do to make them spin?

[video]

[hazukashii]

[ congratulations, Aoto, you have earned Yunoha video privileges!! in other news, wow, he wasn't kidding about liking to make things like weapons. Looks like he's been busy. ]

... There are so many drills... [ but why ]

[titties]

No, no! Like a magical glowing sword!

[manlypassion]

... magical, huh? I'd rather have one that was laser edged if we're going that route...

video;

[manlypassion]

Trust me, if I had all the tools from home, not a single one of these would be plain! It's hard to get original and fancy here with blades when I can't make them turn into other weapons, or have other uses...

Motors! I need motors and engines... The kind of thing that is suspiciously absent in this city.

[video]

[manlypassion]

Hm hm hm... Naturally! Even if I can't make them work, a man has some passions that will never change!

[video]

[hazukashii]

Um... Why drills, though? A sword by itself is fine... Drills are for making holes in the ground and in walls, aren't they?