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[A pile of books surround Eridan in fort-like towering stacks, a blanket and pillow shoved into the corner with a lit candle beside them on the floor. He is seated cross-legged on the ground, elbows on his knees and his chin propped up on his hands.

Guess who didn't pay attention to the maid and has been living in the library and the park on nice days since he arrived. Certainly not Eridan Ampora.]

So. I'm goin' to cut to the chase, Is there anyone wwho hasn't lost complete control a' their think pan? All a' you idiots spend your time prattlin' on about parties and free hivves and shit that doesn't fuckin' matter! I mean, honestly, is there anyone left wwho has the sense not to wwant to be some "god's" playthin'! I don't care about your inane arguments. "They need us!" "Oh, but they're soooo nice to us."

[Eridan smirks, showing off his sharp fangs, as he motions to the stacks of books. He picks up one of them, brandishing it at the screen.]

Clearly none a' you humans havve evven read your owwn military theory an' history. They're just placatin' you into stayin' here an' doin' their biddin' wwhen fear tactics alone wwoouldn't wwork. Etiher wway? You're still a slavve.

Think about that, Asgard.

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Oh my god I was just generally asking what you were up to because I thought I would at least try and give a shit! I wasn't 'fishing' for anything!

[Resigned.]

Fine. I'vve been stayin' here. It's not a big fuckin' deal.

...As in sleeping in there? Why? You have a room in Baldr!

... W-what?

[He looks honestly confused.]

I knew-w I could pay for one, but no one fuckin' told me anythin' else.

Each district has this thing called a welcome house, which is basically like a big dorm and anyone that gets brought into the city is given a room in their respective area.

...The boring faceless maids would've told you about it! Or given you the leaflet about it, whatever.

A dorm? Stop talkin' like I understand your fuckin' human vvernacular. Does that mean I can stay there for free?

[He blinks, frowning quietly.]

Do the other trolls livve there? Or on their ow-wn?

[Trolls, by nature, are too violent to live together, but Fef and Nep were an exception, so maybe the others lived all together, too.]

It's basically a big building full of loads of rooms for people to stay in. And yeah, all the trolls have one in whatever district they're in.

And yes Eridan, you get to stay there for free.

Oh.

[Eridan blinks, looking away from the video feed. Once again his big mouth had gotten him in trouble.]

I'll check it out, I guess.

I can find out which room is yours, if you want me to.

I can do it. I'm not completely fuckin' idiotic.

[He shrugs, biting at his lip before he nods.]

Fuck... --w-would you? Ask for me? An' don't tell fuckin' Sol you helped me.

Come on Eridan, literally the last thing I'm gonna do is go out of my way to talk to that douchebag.

[Give her a sec, she's checking the records.]

Room 202.

I don't fuckin' know-w w-what any a' you fools do w-with your copious amounts a' spare time.

[A very very very long pause.]

It ain't like I ow-we you or anythin' but that w-was a cool thing to do w-when you didn't havve to an'... Thanks, Rox.

[She finally smiles at that. Finally. All she wanted was some thanks.]

Hey, no problem! And you know, I'm gonna be living in Baldr soon as well, since that's where mine and Jade's apartment's gonna be.

I heard about Jade's an' your party. Sounds like a lot a' fun.

[Hint. Hint.]

Yeah! Are you gonna come?

Nah, I don't think it's really my scene. Bunch a' happy go lucky humans palesluttin' around. Just w-weird.

Besides, I don't feel like fightin' w-with Sol.
[And fuck does that feel weird to say.]

You can turn up and just ignore him you know. I bet he'll be busy just bitching at me or Jade or whoever else he comes across anyway.

Fine. Maybe I fuckin' wwill. Don't blame me wwhen Sol ruins your neww hivve.

I'll blame him of course.

That'll be a first. Someone blamin' him wwhen I'm a convvenient target.

Well I dislike him more than I dislike you! Shocking, huh?

Yeah. It really fuckin' is.

Well then! I am officially gonna be your first and therefore bestest friend in Asgard, Eridan. Because I actually think you could try and be a pretty decent guy if you didn't get so defensive about everything.

... I'm already a decent guy, but thanks for recognizin' my fuckin' potential.

[He was trying out this sarcasm stuff. It seemed to work for humans.]

Yeah yeah.

[Humour, well done Eridan!]

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