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[A pile of books surround Eridan in fort-like towering stacks, a blanket and pillow shoved into the corner with a lit candle beside them on the floor. He is seated cross-legged on the ground, elbows on his knees and his chin propped up on his hands.

Guess who didn't pay attention to the maid and has been living in the library and the park on nice days since he arrived. Certainly not Eridan Ampora.]

So. I'm goin' to cut to the chase, Is there anyone wwho hasn't lost complete control a' their think pan? All a' you idiots spend your time prattlin' on about parties and free hivves and shit that doesn't fuckin' matter! I mean, honestly, is there anyone left wwho has the sense not to wwant to be some "god's" playthin'! I don't care about your inane arguments. "They need us!" "Oh, but they're soooo nice to us."

[Eridan smirks, showing off his sharp fangs, as he motions to the stacks of books. He picks up one of them, brandishing it at the screen.]

Clearly none a' you humans havve evven read your owwn military theory an' history. They're just placatin' you into stayin' here an' doin' their biddin' wwhen fear tactics alone wwoouldn't wwork. Etiher wway? You're still a slavve.

Think about that, Asgard.

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Yeah yeah.

[Humour, well done Eridan!]

Wwhatevver. You're the one wwho's goin' to regret your decision wwhen the others find out.

Who cares what people think.

Evverybody except you apparently.

That's 'cause I'm awesome.

A' course. Wwhy did I not think of that?

[He pauses.]

I think the sarcasm lessons are payin' off.

See!

Wait, lessons from who?

Just been readin' about your culture. I am literate, you knoww.

Ohh, you do the book thing too huh.

[Boooooring]

Wwhen the mood strikes me. I wwill admit that I wwouldn't mind learnin' from somethin' else, as wwell. It wwould certainly havve more practical purpose.

Maybe you should ask someone to help you out then.

... No, I don't fuckin' think so. I don't need any help, especially from one a' your friends.

I thought you'd say that.

An' just wwhat the fuck is that tone supposed to mean, Rox?

You're doing your "I'm Eridan and I'm better than everyone I don't need their help!" thing again.

I guess that's one wway to interpret it. The wwrong fuckin' wway.

Maybe the thought a' accepting help from a human just makes my food digestion sack clench up in disgust.

I'd better stop talking to you then, don't want you to throw up your fish or whatever it is sea aliens eat.

Oh yeah, because there's so much Alternian anythin' avvailable in this place. Nevver thought I'd miss fuckin' grubloaf.

An' you better not stop talkin' to me, Rox. You're the only one in this entire place that I can actually fuckin' stand.

Is grubloaf what I think it is?

[And... aww. She feels bad for being mean now]

I won't stop talking to you!

Wwhat do you think it is? [He tilts his head curiously.]
Nothin' wworse than any a' your wweird human sustenance.

[He smiles at Roxy's promise, though. Even if he knows it's probably not true.]

Wwe'll see, Rox. Wwe'll see. I knoww I can be a annoyin' little shithead. An' that's comin' from my ex-moirail.

Yeah you kinda are but you wouldn't be the only one!

Who was you're ex-moirail anyway? We humans don't really do that stuff but I was totally a stand-in psuedo-moirail for three people back home. Being pale-zoned is tough.

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Tell me about it. It's evven wworse wwhen you wwere practically hatched for each other.

[He shrugs, trying to play the hurt off.]

Fef. I'm sure you'vve met her. Alwways taggin' along wwith that gutterblood freak a' nature.

Oh. Oh... Yeah I know Fef.

So did you like her? In a not-pale way?

Lovved her since wwe wwere grubs. Not that it fuckin' matters--I nevver get anythin' I wwant. Wwhy would she be a damn exception?

[He laughs hollowly.]

Anywway, you don't wwant to listen to my fuckin' juvvenile problems, right? I'll just shut up before you tell me to.

No I actually know the feeling a lot. Sorta same thing happened to me.

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