Second Vice - Video

[samantha_grey]

[Have a red-head. She doesn't look any different than she usually does, aside from the fact that her expression seems more than a touch 'off' for some reason. She's seated lazily in a cheap-looking, beat-up old easy-chair. The room behind her isn't clearly visible, and looks at best glance to be someone's basement. There's healthy odds that, given the repairs around the city, she's found some poor bastard's basement in one of the still unfinished spots and is lounging in a room. The room probably looks familiar to only one person in all of Asgard. Otherwise, there is no immediate indication of where she is visible.

There's nothing else particularly unusual about the chamber, and were it not for the odd way that she was leering at the screen, it might not be quite as disturbing as it is.]

Good evening my fellow travelers. I'm expecting some guests in a little bit to pick up a friend of theirs, and I wouldn't want to be remiss in ... entertaining them properly when they arrive. However, they aren't here yet, and everyone else is a little indisposed, so I find myself bored and with a little time on my hands.

I do soo... hate boredom [Her tail flops about lazily as she says this.]. Won't someone be so kind as to offer a little bit of light diversion while I wait for the mounties on their shining white horses?

(OOC: This thread should stay PG-13, if very creepy. There is, however, a high potential of some triggery issues. Just be aware.)

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[holyfight]

[Uhhhh huuuuh - she sounds different today. Maybe this was what they talked about before?]

I don't think they have mounties here, Samantha-san. Or horses, either.

[samantha_grey]

Oh, little Orihime, it's a metaphor. Now, now, don't be silly. As adorable as that pretty face of yours is, I must say that I'm not looking for looks of confusion in my entertainment today.

[She grinned as she licked over one of her claws, lounging on an arm rest.]

[Anon Text]

[key_illusion]

Learn to be more quiet.

[Anon Text]

[samantha_grey]

Quiet is incredibly dull. Why would I want to do something so silly as that? I've been entirely too quiet for my tastes today.

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[foodshortage]

[Okay, so Samantha may have told him to stay away in these cases, but if this... different Samantha wants a "diversion" it's probably best to give it to her so she doesn't... do something else.]

And in what shape would you prefer this "diversion"?

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[samantha_grey]

My liege, and here I didn't think you'd even consider entertaining something like me at a time like this. I'm all ears. What does the lord of the shadows have in mind to keep me busy? I'm as curious as anything what you have planned.

[Errr, unfortunately, she's already doing something else. This is just a brief aside while she waits for her 'guests.']

[Video] I'm just gonna tag this with both my boys

[comeonthensexy]

[Welp, you don't need to be extraordinarily clever to be able to tell there's something very off about it.]

Boredom is a horrible curse.

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[samantha_grey]

Oh, it's wretched. Terrible. It's the sort of thing that makes a person want to just break something [or someone] in their frustration. This place can be incredibly dull between the onslaughts of the Giants, wouldn't you agree?

How do you entertain yourself? I find music to be the most soothing...

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[diviner]

[She sounds unimpressed by your words. And, in truth, she is. You're like the crazy batshit ANGELs she's heard about back home. You don't scare her a bit.]

Obviously someone forgot to mention the crazy around here. Great. I better not have to end up babysitting your ass.

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[samantha_grey]

Obviously, though I doubt it was my doing. I usually go on and on about how I'm quite insane. It's really very tiresome, dull and trying most days how repeatedly it gets mentioned. It's like I don't know how to have any fun...

But now why would you end up babysitting my ass? It is attractive, but I don't know that it needs a guardian.

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[childsoldier]

[Head tilt to one side. And the the other. And then back again.]

You're wearing a shirt this time.

[Because if anyone was going to point it out, it would be Jonah.]

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[samantha_grey]

Would you like me to take it off? I could do a little strip-tease for you if you like.

audio; GENTLY PLACEHOLDS FOR SLEEPS..........

[expy]

...This again?

[Well, someone hasn't had a very nice day gee I wonder why]

Video *chuckles* it's late. Get some rest.

[samantha_grey]

Oh my, did you not enjoy my playmate? I'd picked them especially for you. I will have to check with you later and see if you like blondes or brunettes.

[That's not a nice smile she's wearing.]

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[clockeyes]

Miss Samantha.

[Cheriour's vice is low, and almost warning in nature- this is not the Samantha he knows, and he's highly suspicious.]

This must be the "other you", isn't it...

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[samantha_grey]

The real me, you mean? Why yes, pretty little angel, this is the real me. Do you like it? It is such a pity I couldn't get together with my playmate, but she's flown the coop if you will, or we could raise some proper hell.

[fishdouche]

[Guess who has two thumbs and is completely ignorant of any sort of danger? This troll.

He smirks, waving at the video screen nonchalantly.]

Hey, Sam.

[samantha_grey]

[Guess who's face just lit up like it's the fourth of bloody July because a representative of a species that could appreciate erotic violence finally messaged her? ...she also had two thumbs, her talon snaking out of one of her fingers and tapping her chin as she practically leered at him.

This half-demon.]

Well hello, Ser Ampora. I'd show you my handiwork in trying to get the heroes to finally come out of the woodwork and stop me, but the implements I've found are just so painfully dull and crude. I cannot stand how poor the tools of the trade are to work with in this place sometimes. It's beyond pitiful.

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[biifurcatiion]

well 2omebody wa2 hiidiing a biig fuckiing tiicket two crazy town.

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[samantha_grey]

Now now, that's not nice. I'm completely sane and lucid, dear Sollux. My senses are clearer than they usually are. So livid and and brilliant, so alive, so very alive.

There's nothing insane about that, now is there? All I want to do is play

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[takebow]

[Okay, okay. She knows what this means now.]

Samantha, you'll be okay.

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[samantha_grey]

[Her lips are curled back into a sneer and her eyes lit up like a christmas tree. She's loving all of this attention far too much, putting her hands behind her head and licking her lips like a smug little villain 'unaware' that they're going to be defeated soon. It's all so comical, really.]

Of course I will be. I already am, pretty Yukari. I can't say the same for Hisao soon, but I'm doing quite well today.

[doudemoe]

[Wow you didn't look like that before. Or sound like that. Minato isn't quite sure what to make of it yet, even though there are warning bells going off.]

Who are these mounties?

[Best to just play it cool for now.]

[samantha_grey]

If it isn't the cute little boy who insists on spending time with me now and again. How aaaare you, my dear lad? The mounties are a mounted sort of hero, desperate to save the maiden in distress. Blonde haired, blue eyed with their pearly whites smiling and flashing in the air.

You have the eyes... but not the hair.

[labelism]

Ahah~! You again!

[samantha_grey]

And you again. Do tell. how do you plan to entertain me today? I am finding my responses to be a little on the ... tepid side.