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[The feed starts, and it's apparent that the woman who is wearing the bracelet has no idea that it's turned on. It's caught her in the middle of a string of mandarin - and her tone would very much make it seem as though she is less than happy and not really believing anything the letter had said.

Her gaze is flittering around, and she's muttering loud enough for others to hear over the device on her wrist.]

Tāmāde hùndàn! Malcolm Reynolds, I'm going to show you uncivilized if I find out you had anything to do with me being here.

[She glances down at the object around her wrist, and her eyebrows draw together. Though once she realizes that it might perhaps be broadcasting, she lifts it up so she's seen clearly - and in that few seconds of time, she's regained her composure and looks completely tranquil and at ease. Years of training were not going to go to waste, not even in this place.]

Bàoqiàn, I apologize, I didn't realize I'd managed to turn this on. I'm assuming it's a communication device? [She manages an easy and even charming smile.] Perhaps someone would be kind enough to tell me which planet I'm on and point me to the nearest city so I can contact my Guild, I would be most appreciative.

((OOC: Hover over the Chinese for translations!!))

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[Nothing in Inara's training as ever prepared her for anything like this. While she found that people could most certainly act like a demon, and Reavers most certainly could be called them, she'd never once thought they were real.

Asgard was most certainly the biggest wake up call of Inara's life.

She swallows, her gaze shifting uneasily away.]

Oh. Well then. I - uh, appreciate you letting me know that it would be wise to steer clear of you when you appear like this.

[Really now, what else is she suppose to say?]

Err, actually, I always look like this. I'm not trying to flirt with you. That's the thing to watch for. I... try not to be a very romantic creature because of the problem.

Sorry about this. This place doesn't exactly make for easy meetings sometimes. Just imagine meeting satan. He used to run a bar in town.

Oh, of course. My apologies for the misunderstanding.

[Her eyebrows raise.]

Satan? As in... Lucifer from the Christin Hell?

[What kind of place has she found herself in??]

[A very strange one.]

Satan, yep. Went by the name of Lucifer Morningstar, and had big old fashioned bat-wings to go with. Couldn't be one-hundred percent certain he was the head cheese and not just someone with a serious psychological problem, but he talked the talk pretty good. Creepy as hell having the boss of hell run a bar, I'll tell you that.

[She'd really just like to go home now.]

Well then, I'm certainly very happy that I missed that one. Is there... anyone else you can think of that I might need to avoid? For any reason?

[She can sympathize. It's like waking up in reaver territory.]

Be careful about trolls. They're not all bad, but a lot of them are violent. You'll be able to tell which ones're safe pretty quick, and they're easy to pick out of a crowd. Gray-skined, yellow horns, fangs, usually kind of pissed off.

but, like I said, some of them are pretty easy to talk to. Watch Kaz. Ugly little spider boy's a bastard. Most of the rest are ok. The worst disappeared not that long ago, least as far as I could see.

Wait... There are actual trolls here? [Dear lord, the crazy keeps on adding up.] Okay stay away from them. I.. Uh, thanks. [She really has no idea what else to say to that.]

There are things that call themselves trolls here. They're supposed to be from their own planets and dimension, so hell if I know. They don't look like the ones out of mythological books anyway. The one with mechanical legs named Tavros is pretty harmless at least.

Oh. [She's just... Going to try and avoid them until she gets a bit more settled. Just to be safe.] Well then... Thank you for your help. It's all been... rather enlightening.

Don't forget disturbing, concerning, worrisome, uncomfortable and confusing. Those probably all apply too. Either way, I'll probably see you around, miss.

Yes, those apply as well. [She offers a small smile.] Yes, I'm sure you will. Thank you once again. [And with that she ends the feed.]