012 - voice;

[digophelia]

[Alice lets out a deep sigh, accompanied by the whining of a dog. She sounds more composed than she has days before. They both slept, ate, and are generally well-rested.]

I suppose I should ask, before I run into this sort of problem again. And I don't think Julius would appreciate me bathing him in a tub like an infant.

What is a rational way to bathe a dog? Unfortunately, Julius has gotten very dirty from the nights before. Along with a two ruined dresses of mine. I doubt that blood will stain a dog, for that matter...

The last time I bathed him, he took me in with him. He's a very friendly golden retriever and is very well mannered up until it's bath time. He enjoys it a little too much.


[Silence, and then.]

Where are my matters. [Dryly, a bit forced.] Thank you, Sora, for taking care of him.

Roxas, please tell me you made it out.

Comments

[deductions]

That must make your heart ache, Basher.

[sebasher]

You have no idea.

[deductions]

I'm sure you've written many lovelorn poems.

[sebasher]

You're the one who's obsessed with the man, Holmes.

[deductions]

I am obsessed with crime. Your employer happens to be the personification of it.

[sebasher]

And I'll no longer be surprised if the Professor receive love letters from a supposedly 'anonymous' source. Perhaps a bit sick to my stomach, but not surprised.

[deductions]

I think the professor would be able to tell you wrote those love letters.

[sebasher]

He'll have lost his touch, then, because I would write nothing of the sort.

[deductions]

I believe you.

[sebasher]

No, you don't.

[deductions]

There's no shame in being a proper greek, sir. Though that is quite scandalous. You're employer.

1/3

[sebasher]

[HOLMES.

H O L M E S

NO.]

You would know.

2/3

[sebasher]

You are a proper greek, after all.

3/4 i lied

[sebasher]

Holmes.

DONE.

[sebasher]

Women repel you.

[digophelia]

It's been quite the lovely exchange between you both. Mr. Holmes and Mr. Moran. I highly suggest that you preoccupy your marriage bickering elsewhere, lest I do something about it.

[sebasher]

Look what you've done, Holmes. You've spread your Greek background to all of Asgard.

[digophelia]

I don't care about who's ethnic background is what. Go preoccupy yourself with something to do.

[deductions]

Marriage?

[ because seriously, that is what he'll zoom into !! B( ]

[digophelia]

The both of you sound like an old married couple.

[She regrets nothing.]

[deductions]

I can assure you, Madam. We are not. Never.

[digophelia]

You could have fooled me.

[deductions]

We are not.

[digophelia]

Whatever you say.

[deductions]

We are not. I am deeply insulted.