asgardeventide | video; mithian vs. the blender

[The camera comes on and at first everything is blurry and there's a loud exclamation (it's more like a squeak) as the sound of something splattering everywhere can barely be heard over the furious grinding of a blender. Someone didn't know to put the top on the blender. There's something over the camera but it's soon wiped away to show the kitchen of Freya house covered in muck. It looks like some sort of smoothie concoction. And there's Mithian covered in that very muck, it's in her hair, all over her pretty dress and she's looking quite frustrated. Her composure goes right out the window as she struggles to turn it off, smashing all the buttons until it's off.] Alright! I give in you blasted bit of... machinery!

[She exhales, grabbing a towel to wipe her face and the--- Oh, it's on, she's just noticed the bracelet is broadcasting and she looks even more flustered, her cheeks coloring. She pauses, bolstering herself, she needs help, she's tried it on her own and... failed. Hey, she's ever the proactive princess.] This... event as well past few days have made me aware that because of my upbringing, I have not had to do many things for myself. And while I am grateful for those who have helped me in the past, I would like to learn a few things now that I am here. [And without servants.] Like how to work the various devices in this place, I do not have familiarity with most of it. Like... lamps. And kitchen things.]

[But this, she looks more enthusiastic about, as enthusiastic as she can with smoothie in her hair and all over her dress (which she thinks she's hiding well enough but she's failing. DAMN technology).] I also have a desire to learn how to defend myself properly should there be another attack like the past few days.

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You might want to put the top on next time... Don't worry, it's an easy mistake to make.

That was, indeed, my mistake.

What flavor smoothie was it gonna be?

Smoothie? Is that what it was meant to be called?

If that was fruit you were blending, then yeah, that'd be called a smoothie.

A smoothie. [She sounds unsure.] What other sorts of food do you make with this?

I think you can make soup in them? But they're usually for making drinks like juice, smoothies, cocktails... I'm not an expert in the kitchen though.

Soup! I know of soup. [Look, she's excited to know what you're talking about.] Perhaps I could try a stew of some sort.

[Her excitement gets a chuckle out of him.] You'd have to warm it up because it'd be gross cold, maybe in the microwave... Uh, you probably don't know what that is. It's a thing that warms up food for you.

I have figured out the microwave, actually. It was much easier than most of these.

You can't really go wrong with a microwave. That's good though. You should be able to figure out the rest of the kitchen devices in no time.

I hope to master them soon. [She won't.]

They should come with instruction manuals... unless the gods hid them. If you get stuck just say, there are nice enough people here that would help you out.

I thank you for your encouragement-- I'm afraid I did not catch your name.

I'm Sam. Sam Evans. What's your name?

Mithian. It is good to meet you.

You too. It's not everyday I meet a lady covered in smoothie.

I suppose it is not everyday that I am in such a state.

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