01 // The Genius is IN

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

[Hello, Asgard. You didn't think Szayel would lay low forever, did you? Your resident smug asshole pink scientist appears on your wrist communicators today with a little... PSA? Rather tame for him, isn't it?]

Greetings, my fellow Newcomers. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, and I am speaking to you today to offer my services.

[Feel blessed. After all, how often does perfection offer to help you?]

Considering the state of the weather and how fragile human bodies are, I would be more than willing to assist anyone that finds themselves injured and unable to get to the hospital. While I am not specifically a healer, I have some skill with mending broken bones.

[And, you know, maybe taking an organ or two while you're in his care. Nothing you'll miss too terribly.]

Do not hesitate to call should you need it. I will always respond.

[...yep, totally trustworthy guy here. This smile of his is totally and completely sane.]

Comments

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously what the fuck is with you people and all your freaky hair colors an' actin' like it's all normal???

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[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

[...wow, hi, rude.]

I'm sorry to inform you, but my hair is very much normal.

[Natural pink carpet, yo.]

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ he's super-charming ]

Yeah, no, it's not normal and you look ridiculous.

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[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

[...oh you just did not.]

Clearly, you do not know perfection when you see it.

[There are icicles hanging from his voice, by the way.]

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[whipmyaer.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone do that when they can just go to an actual healer? [This idea sounds pretty stupid to Rita. Skepticism is slowly rising.]

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[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

It's best for an individual to know their options.

[whipmyaer.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound like much of a good option, if you ask me. [She's eyeing him, not really sure what she thinks, but he doesn't give her good vibes at all.]

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

And what, precisely, are you forming your opinion on? I do not believe we are previously acquainted.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a pretty generous offer to a bunch of strangers!

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

Why of course. It's in my nature.

[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

Too bad there are jerks here. You shouldn't help them.

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

Oh? What kind of jerks are you referring to?

[functionals.livejournal.com]

[Sherlock smirks at this video. It was obvious to him that the pink haired man didn't have very good intentions.]

Why don't you just work at the hospital? Seems much easier.

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

I dislike working with others. I'm a man of science, sir; I'm used to working alone.

[He has an excuse for everything. Just try him.]

[NOT ACTUALLY HERE]

[notbyakushi.livejournal.com]

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[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

[Keywords, Bratkuya.]

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

If you're not specifically a healer, what are you, Ojisan?

Specifically.

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

Specifically, hm? Specifically, I am a scientist. Specifically I focus on biology, but other branches of science are not beyond my genus.

Specifically.

[Have you realized he's mocking you yet?]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

A biologist, huh. You know, I think you're the first I've met here!

[Oh, definitely. But when you look like you're seven, mocking's par for the course. Not much you can do about it but ignore it and get on with the job.]

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Tell us, Doctor, what say you about practicing your skills on something other than human bodies, hmm?

[They may or may attempting to troll this fine, pink-haired man. They think his glasses are stupid, to boot.]

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

...well, obviously, I have no arguments about this.

[You offering, Mr. Troll? Also, his glasses are fabulous, kthx.]

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Then we know just the man to call whenever we're in need!

And how much experience do you have, dear Doctor?

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[takebow]

...Ya know, you might do better with that if you worked on your bedside manner a little...

[ttlyagenius.livejournal.com]

Oh, my apologies. I wasn't aware that I had to be completely sweet when willing offering to take time out of my day to help those less intelligent.

[takebow]

The "less intelligent", huh? ...I'm not so sure anyone wants that kind of help... From the looks of it, there's lots of people around here who have the ability to heal.