text ☀ 004 ☀ powerplay

[caw]

ok so im gonna admit to something big here
buckle yourselves in asgard
i havent used my power since arrival and i think thats about to change
the maid said i had to kiss folks for energy transferring so being the pious individual i am i was like ha ha fuck no
times change and harley is getting way ahead of me on this
anyway heres the criteria for getting the manliest cheek kiss you ever witnessed:

- age ranges 11-17 and 80-dead only otherwise shit gets creepy aka either be a kid or be a grandma
- no touching the wings
- no using your new found transferred swag to do something dorky
- be chill

now accepting applications for volunteers



ok so im gonna admit to something big here
buckle yourselves in asgard
i havent used my power since arrival and i think thats about to change
the maid said i had to kiss folks for energy transferring so being the pious individual i am i was like ha ha fuck no
times change and harley is getting way ahead of me on this
anyway heres the criteria for getting the manliest cheek kiss you ever witnessed:

- age ranges 11-17 and 80-dead only otherwise shit gets creepy aka either be a kid or be a grandma
- no touching the wings
- no using your new found transferred swag to do something dorky
- be chill

now accepting applications for volunteers

Comments

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[gymnast]

You seriously have to KISS SOMEONE to use your power? [ No, this is not her volunteering, she's just surprised to hear that.

Also surprised to hear you have wings, but that will be covered later. First: kissing. ]

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[caw]

thats what shifty mcnoface told me

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[gymnast]

Shifty McNoFace?

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[catorce]

[As weird as she thinks kissing is from the first time she heard about it, she's curious, so...]

I'll help. I got Energy Lending, so I can give it back.

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[caw]

asl

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[catorce]

What?

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[nukeoleptic]

:* :* :*

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[tipsygnostalgia]

now go do it irl

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[nukeoleptic]

roxy please stop
please D:

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[permutation]

That just sounds like some sleazy excuse you made up to kiss people.

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[caw]

lmao if i wanted to be kissing people all day id come up with way better ones than that bro

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[permutation]

Then are you sure that maid wasn't just messing with you? Because that sounds a little dumb.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i would hlep u out but im not sure if im allowed 2 kiss paradox space bird sons
:?

[nukeoleptic]

yes you can
because that would be hilarious

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think u should kiss him ;D

[caw]

wouldnt want any highly sexualized cheek kisses incesting the whole place to hell
i get you

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah that would b bad
but actually cheek kisses are alright
i didnt know that i just assumed u needed 2 give real kisses
but if its jsu cheek ones i can hlpe u out if you still need it
* help
*just

[holmes_fanatic]

What's wrong with kids under eleven? Wouldn't they be in the same category as grandparents?

[caw]

could still get sticky when i dont have any parental consent forms typed up right now

[holmes_fanatic]

That is a good point. Not that there are any parents here to sign them, but even so.

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[fiduspear]

wHAT,

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[caw]

vetoed

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[masterofpuppets]

A signed waiver for health risks might be a good idea.
Mono and avian flu are a bitch.
When was the last time you were tested?

Also, nice font color.

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[caw]

[skldfjsl##$^@@@@





It's chill.

HAHA NO IT IS NOT.

No, it's chill.]

hey im not asking anyone where their mouths have been
were all working on the honor system here

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[nukeoleptic]

holy shit holy shit holy shit dirk!!!!!
actually wait hold on i dont want to spam davesprites post
one second!!!!!!!!!!!