text ☀ 004 ☀ powerplay

[caw]

ok so im gonna admit to something big here
buckle yourselves in asgard
i havent used my power since arrival and i think thats about to change
the maid said i had to kiss folks for energy transferring so being the pious individual i am i was like ha ha fuck no
times change and harley is getting way ahead of me on this
anyway heres the criteria for getting the manliest cheek kiss you ever witnessed:

- age ranges 11-17 and 80-dead only otherwise shit gets creepy aka either be a kid or be a grandma
- no touching the wings
- no using your new found transferred swag to do something dorky
- be chill

now accepting applications for volunteers



ok so im gonna admit to something big here
buckle yourselves in asgard
i havent used my power since arrival and i think thats about to change
the maid said i had to kiss folks for energy transferring so being the pious individual i am i was like ha ha fuck no
times change and harley is getting way ahead of me on this
anyway heres the criteria for getting the manliest cheek kiss you ever witnessed:

- age ranges 11-17 and 80-dead only otherwise shit gets creepy aka either be a kid or be a grandma
- no touching the wings
- no using your new found transferred swag to do something dorky
- be chill

now accepting applications for volunteers

Comments

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[gymnast]

You seriously have to KISS SOMEONE to use your power? [ No, this is not her volunteering, she's just surprised to hear that.

Also surprised to hear you have wings, but that will be covered later. First: kissing. ]

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[caw]

thats what shifty mcnoface told me

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[gymnast]

Shifty McNoFace?

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[caw]

the maid
that lady whos there the first time you show up here

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[gymnast]

Right. Has anyone been able to confirm it for you?

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[caw]

im confirming it for myself

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[gymnast]

Can't you just ask someone who has the same power as you?

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[caw]

could have

[Didn't choose to.]

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[gymnast]

Why didn't you?

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[caw]

because im pretty sure theres no reason for the maid to have lied to me on this
ive dealt with things like her before

[Denizens, aka, the main NPCs of Sburb. It's complicated, so he sticks with 'things like' as a descriptor.]

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[catorce]

[As weird as she thinks kissing is from the first time she heard about it, she's curious, so...]

I'll help. I got Energy Lending, so I can give it back.

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[caw]

asl

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[catorce]

What?

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[nukeoleptic]

:* :* :*

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[permutation]

That just sounds like some sleazy excuse you made up to kiss people.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i would hlep u out but im not sure if im allowed 2 kiss paradox space bird sons
:?

[nukeoleptic]

yes you can
because that would be hilarious

[holmes_fanatic]

What's wrong with kids under eleven? Wouldn't they be in the same category as grandparents?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think u should kiss him ;D

[nukeoleptic]

hilarious!!!!

[tipsygnostalgia]

cute puppy-girl and my bird son
i shi[ it
* ship

[nukeoleptic]

roxy we are just friends
and he can read this
and its not
alkdjfasf >:|

[tipsygnostalgia]

he probably didnt even read this
u already borked his brain after saying his ectomom should mack on him

[nukeoleptic]

he was saying cheek kisses!!!!
cheek kisses arent macking
and i was just joking
and i have to go to work BYE D:

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh rly i didnt read that part
i just read the kissisng part and my mind sorta wandered

aww r u blushing now
put your video on i bet you are