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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[Greetings, Asgard! Today we have yet another video feed of Sonic. Those who haven't seen him around may be shocked to find a talking, blue creature using the network. He's certainly gotten quite a few stares since he arrived, and that's probably part of the reason why he looks a little bit miffed.

But no matter!]

Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo important stuff to take care of, so listen up!

First of all, I've noticed that some of you guys have never heard of chili dogs before. You guys are totally missing out! So, just to make things clear...

[He turns the camera towards an old photo, pointing at the little dog.]

This is a dog! And this... [He points the camera at a chili dog on a plate, which he's got on a nearby table. After a few seconds, it's back to him.]

Is a chili dog! No, they aren't made outta dog meat, and no, they're not gross. Heck, they're like the complete opposite of gross! Want proof? Drop by Thor house ASAP, 'cause I'm cookin' up a whole ton. No charge; it's all on me. Could even turn it into a party or somethin'.

[He shrugs. Sonic still wants to throw some kinda party, just to have something to do. Go figure.]

And before I go, I just wanna clear up one last thing. [He points at himself.] I'm not a "thing," a "CG character," a mascot, or anything like that. I'm the coolest hedgehog around-- probably the only one here, and talking's second nature to me, just like running. So if you see me cruisin' around the ol' streets, no, you ain't seeing things.

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[dogtear]

are you sure they arent made out of dog meat?
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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[He looks at the chili dog for a split second, scratches his head, and then shakes his head.]

Is grass green? Is the sky blue? 'Course it's not dog meat! Usually they use pork or beef to make 'em.

[Which is kinda disturbing given that Mobian pigs sell them.]

[Text] because she's like that

[dogtear]

yes.... they are definitely all of those things
then why are they called hot dogs?

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[humsalament.livejournal.com]

You could have fooled me. [About the chili dog or the mascot?]

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

About what?

[He raises a brow. Way to be vague, Midna.]

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[humsalament.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately it's what she does.]

You're not a 'thing.' Very enlightening.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Omigawd that picture *A*~~~]

That dog is so cute!!

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

Wait.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

People eat dog meat?!!

permavideo

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[Ack! Sonic's eyes widen, and he quickly shakes his head.]

No way! How could anybody eat dog? Especially me.

[It'd just be wrong, when he used to have a pet.]

Chili dog's just a name. The meat's totally different.

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[whipmyaer.livejournal.com]

[Disregarding the fact that she's talking to a hedgehog. That's not important. However!]

Wait, you're calling explaining what a kind of food is "mondo important?" Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me.

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Hey, chili dogs are totally important. I'm just tryin' to educate everybody.

[So, yes. Chili dogs are important to Sonic.]

[whipmyaer.livejournal.com]

I still don't see how they're important. You can talk about them without making it sound like something that may actually be relevant, you know.

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[designerchild]

Man, ponies and hedgehogs. This place pulls at the stops, huh?

[ HE MIGHT TOTALLY BE LICKING HIS LIPS, those chili dogs look delicious... ]

Hey, free food? Count me in, pal. I'm coming from Freya's, so I'll be there in twenty or so minutes. Is that cool?

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Ponies, hedgehogs, trolls... Heck, for all we know there could be some guy in a chicken suit!

[Random attempt at humor. Buuuut onto the more important things! Like chili dogs.]

Anyway, drop by whenever. I'll be hangin' out for a while.

[designerchild]

video --> action.

Maybe I'm a chicken in a boy suit.

[ With a cheeky grin, Jr. ends the feed and hustles over to the Thor district. Maybe some people would feel awkward barging in on another House, but Jr. has no such qualms and invites himself in cheerfully, tracking snow behind him. ]

Hey, I'm here for the mondo important free food!

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[moribundity]

Preach. [ Straight face and thumbs up. ] Can I have one?

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[Okay, maybe he did go a little bit overboard. Sonic gives the camera a sheepish smile that quickly turns into a grin.]

That's what they're here for.

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[moribundity]

[ People have to understand the fine details of chili dogs. Minato respects him for educating the masses.

And for making food.

Mostly the latter though. ]

Great. Are they still warm?

[action!]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[-!

Food that isn't instant ramen/toast/some form of sandwich? ... and the chance to explore another welcome hall?

Conan is so there.

It takes him a moment to ransack the Hel cupboards for something suitable to bring, but eventually you will have one tiny freeloader, bearing a few packets of biscuits, knocking at the door of the Thor welcome hall.]

Uh -- mind if I come in?

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[And Sonic'll scurry right over, opening the door with one hand and carrying a chili dog in the other.]

Go ahead! The 'dogs are still steamin' hot.

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[takebow]

...But if you were part of a viral marketing campaign, you'd say that, wouldn't you?

permavideo

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[Hoo boy. Sonic scoops up a chili dog and takes a bite. And then he talks-- with his mouth full, mind you.]

If I was an ad, would I be using--

[Chew, chew, chew, swallow. Okay, now he'll talk normally.]

The ol' bracelets like this? Or eating.

[CHOMP.]

But if you really want proof, I'm hangin' around Thor house, like I said before.

[couragechosen.livejournal.com]

[video; YAY TEMP SUBJECT LINE...]

Chili dog... ? [Hmm...]

I may have to try one.

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Well, step right up! I've got chili dogs by the bucket load.