First Curse; Video

[trouser_chimp]

 [Ritsu has finally gotten the hang of this device, and the nerve to speak up.]

I'm sorry for being so terribly rude and not introducing myself further. There seems to have been a mistaken, and I was brought here, to.... well... I suppose everyone knows by now, but I was wondering if there was a way to let the gods know they picked the wrong Ritsu, or the wrong Sohma, or the wrong Ritsu Sohma. 

I'm sorry for bothering you all with my question, but I figure the sooner I am gone, the less of a burden I'll be on you all.

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[samantha_grey]

Nope, I'll almost guarantee you that they picked you on purpose. I can even take a guess or two as to why right off the bat. Welcome to hell, Ritsu. Name's Samantha.

[Ritsu probably would be best not to actually ask what those guesses were. Samantha could be needlessly morbid and depressing at times.]

[trouser_chimp]

[He's not a barrel of sunshine either...]

Eh? Hell? This is hell?

Then no wonder I was chosen! I really do belong here, for all my horrid sins!

[samantha_grey]

[These two probably should never have spoken.]

Eh. Everyone's fucked up at some point, but I meant that metaphorically. They call this place Asgard. Might as well be hell some days. They want us to bring color to this gray, lifeless world before the final battle against hordes of giants, but having emotions.

You're going to fit in just fine. Trust me. I think you've got this whole thing perfect. Dare I ask what sins?

[trouser_chimp]

[This is going be lovely.]

My mere existence is a sin... I can't do anything right! If this is Hell, then my torture should begin immediately, I don't deserve any mercy! If this is Asgard, then I need to get out, because I'll only make this place grayer and grayer! There will be over fifty shades of gray!

[*rimshot*]

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[entreats]

.. [ ange can't help but raise an eyebrow to herself at a message like this, really.. ]

What kind of mistake do you think they made?

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[trouser_chimp]

If they wanted someone to help aide this place and bring color, then they chose wrong by selecting me! I'd only make this place worse!

[entreats]

Honestly, I don't think they particularly care by how suitable people are for this. If you'd ask people who know me, I doubt any would say I could bring this place color either.

So you fit in just as much as the rest of us.

[trouser_chimp]

A place where I fit in... I doubt such a place really exists. There's no way I can be of help here.

[rules_the_north]

'm doubt they'd care.

[A teenager should not manage to make a face as scary as Sweden. And also he manages to tower over the device while glaring at it. He's just a guy of special talents.]

[trouser_chimp]

[... Eeek. He gulps before speaking again.]

But if they want to rejuvenate this place, I will only delay the process! A terrible error such as this should be fixed at once, for the good of all!

[rules_the_north]

Y' seem very emotional.

[Which would pan out just perfectly for the gods if the nature of the emotions does not matter. This girl (obviously) seems to be full of negative ones, if you ask Sweden.]

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry for being so emotional... Surely they want a more rational person instead of myself.

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[nukeoleptic]

Why are you so convinced they picked the wrong one?

[ She's curious!! ]

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[trouser_chimp]

Because 'this' Ritsu is completely useless. There is no way I could ever help anyone, especially not gods.

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[nukeoleptic]

That's ridiculous!

[ And Jade-- pretty much dismisses it entirely. Sorry. :C ]

Everyone is good for something. You just have to figure out what your talent is.

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[badluckdelivery]

Jeez, don't be so depressed guy, you aren't bothering anyone.

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[trouser_chimp]

But that's only because I just got here! I'm sure in due time, I'll be bothering everybody!

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[badluckdelivery]

Well you can't bother EVERYBODY, everybody is a lot of people.

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[hushedpenance]

Why do you feel you were a mistake? Or is that just wishful thinking?

I think most of us would love to a plead 'wrong guy' case to the Gods and go home. [ And if that was all it took to get back, Asgard would probably see a pretty large tank in population. ]

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[trouser_chimp]

Because I'm no good at anything, and certainly not at being help to any gods.

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[hushedpenance]

You're good at being down on yourself. Why not try bettering yourself instead of being a self-fulfilling prophecy? I have met not a single person that's good at absolutely nothing. Not even a dead person.

[ Karu can be extremely accommodating... or he can be very blunt and in-your-face if he believes this will bring about a better end. He quirks a brow at the face on the other side. ]

You'll assist the gods just fine by expressing yourself.

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[burntviolet]

How are you sure that they've made a mistake? Or that you're burdening us? I don't think that's the case for most of us, so you don't have to worry about that. [ How many times did she think that, herself? Plenty. It's not like she changed radically from that mindset, but... ]

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[trouser_chimp]

Because I'm such a complete failure at everything I do that there's no way I can possibly be of use to anyone here!

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[burntviolet]

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[burntviolet]

[ Nevermind, this person is even worse than her. At least she wouldn't say all that out loud unless she was drunk! ]

P-please calm down. Nobody here thinks that of you...!