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[occulthymns]

[When the recording starts the bracelet's camera is focused on some kind of aquarium. It isn't completely filled with water and it has quite a few rocks and logs, some of which stick out above the water. On first glance the tank looks empty, but if one looks close they can see a little red claw crab sitting under a log inside.]

Does anyone know what kinds of things crabs do for fun? I'm keeping an eye on this guy for someone else, and I know I've got his food and home down but it looks kind of boring in there. Especially since he's all alone! Do they even make toys for crabs? He looks like he might break stuff with those claws....

Oh! And what kind of information do I need to give out to get a licence? I've never gotten one of these things before, so I'm not sure if I need to bring something or... what, really.

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[occulthymns]

If you try that I'll kick your ass even harder.

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[showmeanguish]

I'm teasing you.

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[occulthymns]

...................

... Shut up. [SHE KNEW THAT!!!]

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[showmeanguish]

[HAHAHA CAUGHT.]

Like I care if Kaz bought a pet to soothe his emotional trauma. Really Euri, your gullibility's amazing.

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[occulthymns]

[Sobbbb.]

Hey, you were the one who ate all that crab in front of him! You fatass! Have you even worked it off yet? [Yeah okay she is five years old sometimes.]

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[showmeanguish]

[lakjkflj they're all five...]

I exercise four hours a day. What d'you think?

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[occulthymns]

[Asgard: Full of Five Year Olds.]

..... You sound almost as bad as Crow. [Note to self don't call Vanitas a fatass again.]

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[showmeanguish]

Don't blame us for not slacking off since we got here. Besides, my body's still growing. [Hopefully. Gdi Sora, why are you scrawny forever...]

I can use the extra calories.

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[occulthymns]

[... She'll refrain from any innuendo, since she knows he'd hate that.]

Well, if you're ever looking for a really big meal remember I don't mind cooking.

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[showmeanguish]

[Good girl. Don't spoil the conversation.] Yeah, I know.



Sand or pebbles. Crabs usually live on the beach, so give him some shore.

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[occulthymns]

Oh! Then I should have some of it in and out of the water, huh?

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[showmeanguish]

Might give him something more to do, at least. I know some crabs like tunneling, so who knows.

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[occulthymns]

Then maybe I should go with sand, since it's softer. [The thought of Crab/Claw digging a little tunnel is so cute *^*]

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[showmeanguish]

A weak thing like him'd probably appreciate that.

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[occulthymns]

He isn't weak! He's just... little. [Compact!]

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[showmeanguish]

[Wussy.]

His claws are the size of the last digit on my little finger. Weak.

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[occulthymns]

I'm sure he's strong for his size. Don't be so negative.

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[showmeanguish]

So're ants. Doesn't matter much to something over a hundred times their size.

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[occulthymns]

They're still tough on their own terms! Kind of like you.~

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[showmeanguish]

...

[Oh, she did just not--] 'Cept there's no one here who I can't beat.

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[occulthymns]

I can think of a few people who would give you a run for your money.

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[showmeanguish]

Whatever. Point is, your flattery's not that impressive.

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[occulthymns]

It doesn't matter whether it's impressive or not, it's still accurate. You're not the biggest guy around here but you're still a great fighter.~

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[showmeanguish]

You're teasing me back, aren't you.

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[occulthymns]

No, I'm being serious!