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[takebow]

[Hey Asgard, know that girl Chie who was in Senji's body and Senji who was in Chie's body and blah blah blah...?

Well, her body is back, but now it's dressed up a little more like this:



And she comes on the network, her arms stretched out lifelessly in front of her and her head rolled back.]

Steeeeak..... steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.....

Must have steak...

[Look, they're determined to have fun with it. Or at least Yukari is.


ooc: replies to come from palateswap! And probably threadjacks from Yukari!Chie at bowfu, too.]

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[doudemoe]

[Oh it's Chie...who's dressed up in pink...and Minato is still body-swapped so.]

If you want steak, we can always go out for some.

[palateswap]

I doooo want steak... It's the only thing I want out of life.

[doudemoe]

Well, I found this nice restaurant. A bit pricey, but there's a lovely view of the city.

[Yeah, taking a cue from Ryoji with that one. It's more to tease her than anything, but hey if it works, then good on you deathbro.]

[palateswap]

Ooh, how romantic, Minato-kun.

...Is that meant as a gesture for me?

[bowfu]

[playing along, playing along...]

I'm sure she'd really appreciate that...!

[doudemoe]

[Two can play this game.]

You're okay with it?

[bowfu]

Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I be? Chie-chan's my friend, I trust her.

[trying not to praise herself too much, that'd be a dead giveaway...]

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[evokative]

[She doesn't know of Chie's love of steak, but it's clear that this is an exaggeration. And a good one at that, regardless if it's the guy who was in Chie's body before or not.]

You're starting to make her sound like a zombie. [3. 2. 1.] A steak zombie?

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[palateswap]

You can only stop her with a steak through the heart, Minako-chan.

...I mean, me. Steeeeeak.

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[evokative]

I never took you as one for puns like that, Yukari-chan. [Sure, there was Stupei, but still.]

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[palateswap]

Who's Yukari-chan? My name's Chie! I mean, I know Yukari-chan... She's a friend and everything...

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[bowfu]

[WELL EVEN IF YUKARI'S NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, CHIE WILL... as best she can...]

Better than the normal brains kind of zombie?

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[evokative]

Dunno. Depends if you like beef better than humans.

[WTF MINAKO WTF IS THIS CONVERSATION]

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[lanturned]

I agree. You can make steak from people flesh too, you know. And it is a very serious practice.

CHEE-EHH.

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[palateswap]

... [What.]

O-Okay, I wouldn't eat that!

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[evokative]

Wait, how does that work? Steak is made from the meat of a body, and the skin, even a whole body... that's not enough to compress into a steak.

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[bowfu]

[and while "Yukari" was laughing before that line, now she's just looking indignant.]

Hey, the whole point of this is that we're supposed to be convincing as each other!

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[palateswap]

Well, I'm not as good a liar as you, remember?

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[bowfu]

Wh—oh come on, that was a joke!

[beat]

I guess you're still way better than Senji-san, though.

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[this_chair]

I knew she was that obsessed. She's really going to get a heart attack at this rate.

You better stop before you get health issues.

[No, Shiki, she is bodyswapped, just like you.]

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[palateswap]

No way! I train enough so that I really need it!

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[this_chair]

Something tells me that if you eat too much meat, no amount of training is going to save you.

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[bowfu]

Sh-she's just joking around! Ha ha ha, very funny, Chie-chan...!

[THIS TRICKERY IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED...]

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[this_chair]

Why would someone end up joking about eating? Even worse, sounding like a zombie about it.

not here

[doudemoe]

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