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[takebow]

[Hey Asgard, know that girl Chie who was in Senji's body and Senji who was in Chie's body and blah blah blah...?

Well, her body is back, but now it's dressed up a little more like this:



And she comes on the network, her arms stretched out lifelessly in front of her and her head rolled back.]

Steeeeak..... steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.....

Must have steak...

[Look, they're determined to have fun with it. Or at least Yukari is.


ooc: replies to come from palateswap! And probably threadjacks from Yukari!Chie at bowfu, too.]

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[doudemoe]

[Oh it's Chie...who's dressed up in pink...and Minato is still body-swapped so.]

If you want steak, we can always go out for some.

[palateswap]

I doooo want steak... It's the only thing I want out of life.

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[evokative]

[She doesn't know of Chie's love of steak, but it's clear that this is an exaggeration. And a good one at that, regardless if it's the guy who was in Chie's body before or not.]

You're starting to make her sound like a zombie. [3. 2. 1.] A steak zombie?

[doudemoe]

Well, I found this nice restaurant. A bit pricey, but there's a lovely view of the city.

[Yeah, taking a cue from Ryoji with that one. It's more to tease her than anything, but hey if it works, then good on you deathbro.]

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[palateswap]

You can only stop her with a steak through the heart, Minako-chan.

...I mean, me. Steeeeeak.

[palateswap]

Ooh, how romantic, Minato-kun.

...Is that meant as a gesture for me?

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[bowfu]

[and while "Yukari" was laughing before that line, now she's just looking indignant.]

Hey, the whole point of this is that we're supposed to be convincing as each other!

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[palateswap]

Well, I'm not as good a liar as you, remember?

[bowfu]

[playing along, playing along...]

I'm sure she'd really appreciate that...!

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[bowfu]

[WELL EVEN IF YUKARI'S NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, CHIE WILL... as best she can...]

Better than the normal brains kind of zombie?

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[bowfu]

Wh—oh come on, that was a joke!

[beat]

I guess you're still way better than Senji-san, though.

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[palateswap]

...Okay, okay, I'll try harder.

Hey, Yukari-chan! Wanna go for a run? Let's train.

[Also, then that message from Shiki comes in, and she whispers:]

Look! See, it's realistic!

does this count as het or yuri?

[doudemoe]

[fvck, this is getting weird]

Of course it is, Yukari-chan.

[doudemoe]

[Two can play this game.]

You're okay with it?

shit i'm getting confused

[palateswap]

Heh. Well, then, let's go right away.

[She glances at herself. Well,... being Chie is less weird than him being Madoka.]

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[this_chair]

I knew she was that obsessed. She's really going to get a heart attack at this rate.

You better stop before you get health issues.

[No, Shiki, she is bodyswapped, just like you.]

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[evokative]

I never took you as one for puns like that, Yukari-chan. [Sure, there was Stupei, but still.]

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[evokative]

Dunno. Depends if you like beef better than humans.

[WTF MINAKO WTF IS THIS CONVERSATION]

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[palateswap]

No way! I train enough so that I really need it!

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[this_chair]

Something tells me that if you eat too much meat, no amount of training is going to save you.

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[palateswap]

It's the other way around! The meat is my fuel source for training!

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[palateswap]

Who's Yukari-chan? My name's Chie! I mean, I know Yukari-chan... She's a friend and everything...

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[this_chair]

That doesn't make it any better.

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[palateswap]

Why not? If, um, I train so much that I work off all the food, it evens out.

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[this_chair]

I don't know. Because it has things like salts and stuff in it. I think.