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004 - Video (Filtered away from Diva)

[The face on the feed looks like everyone's favorite little half-demon spider. The look of irritation bordering on rage really isn't all that different from the growling he seems to do to a lot of people. The way that he's snarling at the camera's definitely familiar. Hell, even the swearing he's about to start doing's definitely like him, as is his acrid tone of voice. And yet, there's something not quite right about the whole situation.]

Is this your idea of a fucking joke you sons of bitches? Where is that little bastard? I'm going to beat him senseless. Screw you and your emoting bullshit. Give it back to me while I'm feeling forgiving, and I might just let you keep your damned liver.

["Kaz's" face goes ashen pale as it seems he's realized something. His voice is cracking at a high pitch when he shrieks out the next part.]

Kaz! You rotten bastard! Where the hell are you?!? I swear to god, you'd better not trash my place again, you little piece of rat shit, or we're really going to have some words when I'm back in my body, do you hear me?

[Yeah, Samantha's really not liking this body swap, not at all. She could handle the last one ok, but she's got a desire to vent this time. And she's definitely screening Diva out of this. The last thing she needs to deal with is that vampire realizing she's vulnerable in someone else's body.]

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He'd better not! I swear... if he does that, I'm going to tear him to pieces when I get my claws in him. You have no idea how sick of little spider boy's crap I am.

[She knew her tail. She didn't trust Kaz with it.]

Ugh. My day just goes from bad to worse. You get stuck in someone's body, or am I actually talking to you?

If you do, please let me know. That guy deserves what's coming to him. [ after all the bad experiences she's had involving that guy.. he's just annoying, mostly. ] And yeah, I'm just me, unlike most people right now. Guess I got lucky, even if that doesn't usually happen.

Well, at least I know who and what I'm talking to next time I run into you. Name's Samantha normally. I'd introduce the meat sack I'm wearing, but you're apparently acquainted. I'm usually a red head with red eyes and horns. Kind of hard to miss.

[At this point, she was giving up on the whole hat idea. It was futile with things like this.]

I wish we weren't, considering the kind of stuff that tends to end up happening every time we meet. [ but avoiding him is the best she can do, really.. although sharing hatred of the guy is maybe some weird way to bond or something now. ]

But my name's Ange, Ange Ushiromiya.

I believe it. Son of a bitch's territorial as hell, or something. How long you been stuck in this little patch of hell, out of curiosity?

From the very start. Or at least, from the very moment this current group of people has been taken to this place, there's no telling if they've done this before, after all.

That's exactly when I met him too. He was pretty much the first person I stumbled across.

Seriously? Lady, you've got shit luck. That's all there is to it. I won't pry about the crap you deal with from him unless you want to share. Screw it. You want to get together and have a 'we hate spiders' club meeting sometime when I'm back to being crazy little me?

That actually doesn't sound too bad. [ bonding over mutual hatred of people is apparently the only way Ange knows to bond.. ] People who know how much of an idiot and a pervert that guy is can't be bad people, honestly. It means that at least they're reasonable.

Make no mistake. I'm not all good, rainbows and sunshine and angel farts. I'm a half demon, and every once in a while I go crazy because of that half of me. So... just if I start acting really odd, I'd stay the hell away that day if not in general. But, like you said. Nothing wrong with a bite to eat and a good laugh at the expense of hateful, territorial little dicks. Give me a call sometime after all this crap's done.

At least you admit it. That's already a whole lot better than most people who aren't demons to begin with.

[ although Ange seems little fazed by the whole demon deal, so she figures she should at least explain a little.. ] Not to mention I've dealt with plenty of demons before. In fact, I've summoned some before back home.

Risky. I'll just leave it at that, though if you're actually summoning them, you're either a fool, or you know the risks well enough. That's how it goes with summoners. They either think they're hot shit and die horribly, or they're competent and keep it to what they can handle. 'course, that sort of applies to a lot of things too.

And, I do try to be honest. I just don't like talking about the fact that I've got a murderous psychopath in me. It's not really a pleasant topic, after all.

[ at least ange is used to murderous psychopaths.. practically everyone she knows back home is like that, honestly. ]

Don't worry, I do know the risks. I can't say I'm a particularly good summoner, but the demons I summon seem okay enough with it, so it should be okay. [ she shrugs. ] And I can deal with murderous psychopaths if needed. Not that I wouldn't rather just avoid that, but..

Well, believe it or not, there's a protection in 'only being so good,' especially if you know what you're doing with it. It keeps you off the big leagues' radar. But, personally, I'll keep suggesting you avoid this one, and I don't envy your life if you're at all used to dealing with that type.

I'll take your advice then. And hope you're the kind of person who means that sincerely rather than giving false advice to get people into trouble. [ since she knows a lot of people who are the latter type, but it means quite a bit she's willing to trust her on it. ]

Don't take advice from me if I'm ever in a playful, flirty sort of mood. Otherwise, you're fine with me. Well, ignoring the fact that I'm not always right.

Edited 2012-08-10 02:54 (UTC)

Is that when the more demon-like side is in charge, or.. how exactly does this work? That's probably what you mean by 'acting odd', right?

Yeah, that'd be exactly what I'm talking about. I'm not exactly the flirty type, so it's usually a good sign something's up unless somebody slipped something into my drink.

I'll keep it in mind. You're right, I'd rather not deal with most demons given the choice, so I prefer talking to you when you're like this and actually reasonable.

That's most days. I prefer being my usual, surly self, if you ask me. It makes making friends... basically impossible at times, but I'm used to living alone. Hell, I prefer it most days.

Honestly, with the amount of idiots this place has, you shouldn't feel too bad about being a little more alone. You don't want to associate with some of the people here, no matter how social you are. [ says the fellow antisocial person, but.. ]

Not really a social person. Getting close to people's really not worth the trouble that comes along with it. Some of these idiots even moreso.

Edited (wrong icon) 2012-08-13 05:01 (UTC)

I can't exactly disagree on that one. In some cases it's not too bad, but you just need to get to know the right people for it or it's just a pain.

For me, the people I actually think are worth getting to know are the sort I'd rather not have to deal with me. Kind of a catch 22.

So you're selfless enough to end up not getting into contact with them then?

If I had a choice, a real choice, I'd find a cave somewhere and spare the few people I might actually like from having to suffer my worst moments. They don't deserve that.

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