004 - Video (Filtered away from Diva)

[samantha_grey]

[The face on the feed looks like everyone's favorite little half-demon spider. The look of irritation bordering on rage really isn't all that different from the growling he seems to do to a lot of people. The way that he's snarling at the camera's definitely familiar. Hell, even the swearing he's about to start doing's definitely like him, as is his acrid tone of voice. And yet, there's something not quite right about the whole situation.]

Is this your idea of a fucking joke you sons of bitches? Where is that little bastard? I'm going to beat him senseless. Screw you and your emoting bullshit. Give it back to me while I'm feeling forgiving, and I might just let you keep your damned liver.

["Kaz's" face goes ashen pale as it seems he's realized something. His voice is cracking at a high pitch when he shrieks out the next part.]

Kaz! You rotten bastard! Where the hell are you?!? I swear to god, you'd better not trash my place again, you little piece of rat shit, or we're really going to have some words when I'm back in my body, do you hear me?

[Yeah, Samantha's really not liking this body swap, not at all. She could handle the last one ok, but she's got a desire to vent this time. And she's definitely screening Diva out of this. The last thing she needs to deal with is that vampire realizing she's vulnerable in someone else's body.]

(OOC: Replies will be coming via demonic_witch)

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[stungun]

Talking to yourself, huh?

[ nah she figured it out, she's just trolling. ]

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[demonic_witch]

Har Har Har. Somewhere around here, this little creep's walking around in my skin. It's revolting and enough to make me shudder. I almost want to find him to lock him up somewhere he can't cause trouble.

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[stungun]

I don't know, I thought he was pretty cute. [ Kind of. ] You can do all sorts of things in his body too, you know.

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[demonic_witch]

He's a disgusting little twerp, and I want nothing to do with his body. Doing anything to it would just make me feel more sick to my stomach in the long run. He's about the last person I want to be stuck being.

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[stungun]

...But his body is pretty attractive.

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[entreats]

.. They made someone switch bodies with that guy? [ a sigh. ] You have my condolences.

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[demonic_witch]

See? Somebody gets why I'm pissed off as hell! I'm more pissed off he's in my body than I am being in his. I can deal with Lord High Grouchy's friends looking at me funny and his probably plentiful haters wanting to punch me in the face for a day. The idea of that little creep being in my body gives me hives.

Also... Peeing standing up is overrated. Just saying.

[entreats]

I'm not so sure if I needed much information on that last part, but yeah, I can understand your concerns. If that creep is in your body, then there's a good chance he's just feeling it up [ this person sounds like a girl, considering the last part.. ] or causing trouble for you.

.. I'm not sure yet which is worse.

[demonic_witch]

He'd better not! I swear... if he does that, I'm going to tear him to pieces when I get my claws in him. You have no idea how sick of little spider boy's crap I am.

[She knew her tail. She didn't trust Kaz with it.]

Ugh. My day just goes from bad to worse. You get stuck in someone's body, or am I actually talking to you?

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[expy]

[Guess who's rubbing her right wrist against her face like it's the most pleasant and comfortable thing ever.]

Home sweet home.

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[demonic_witch]

Oh laddy dah. Was the tail that bad that you ended up shoving me into this creep's body in your hurry to get back home? I'll bet it misses you. I never let it do anything.

[It might not sound like it from his guttural tone, but there is just barely the hint of a smirk there.]

I'm blaming any problems I have when I get back on this turd, but you didn't have too much trouble did you?

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[expy]

Maybe. Who knows? It's a mystery. [SHE IS NOT SHARING HER ADVENTURES WITH MR. TAIL okay]

I didn't. But I'm willing to bet this shrimp is the spider you were talking about. You look angry enough for it. Although, I have to admit, I was expecting taller.

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[demonic_witch]

[Heh, and Kaz gets to play with Mr. Tail first, so she'll never know for sure.]

Riiiiiight. Why don't I entirely trust you? Yeah, this shrimp's the Itsy Bitsy Spider. He was a lot bigger when I met him, but he had these ugly looking big spider legs.

Ugh. I can't wait until I'm back in my body. I'm such a fucking ghost. Screw this. I'm moving the hell out in a day or two.

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[swirling]

[ ... Samantha. There are children about!! But he's just watching her, basically.

Sorry, he has no idea what to even say to most of that. Uh, let him try to pick something up. ] Woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

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[demonic_witch]

How about we try woke up in the wrong bed with the wrong plumbing. You actually Rapunzel, or you someone else?

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[swirling]

It's Red. [ As in, I am Red. ]

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[demonic_witch]

Oh... wow... that's just. Ok, this is quite possibly one of the weirdest conversations I've had in this place. You look like Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair, but you should have an electrocuting mouse on your shoulder.

I ever mention that I hate this place some days, Red? It's Samantha by the way.

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[showmeanguish]

[Ha. HAHA. Oh gosh, this is amusing.]

Guessing you're not fond of Kaz, huh.

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[demonic_witch]

[Hey, look! Kaz is glaring at you in that way that says he thinks you're an idiot. Oddly, this looks a lot like the way Kaz normally glares at people, so this isn't that different from the sort of looks he seems to give a lot of people.

It's very much a 'no shit sherlock' look.]

No, really. What tipped you off?

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[showmeanguish]

[He's used to seeing that expression, yes. But most of the time it's not used very effectively.]

Just a hunch. [A small pause.] There's a bright side to this situation, though. Can you guess what that is?

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[demonic_witch]

That I can fuck with Kaz's body? I already know that, and I'm not picking anymore of a fight with that little turd for brains than I already have. He's trashed my place once trying to get to me as is. Getting him more mad isn't going to help anything.

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[lanturned]

[ SHIT you'd think she was upset or something.

For her part though, Rapunzel isn't exactly thrilled today either. ] Sorry, I'm... confused.

Why are you yelling again?

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[demonic_witch]

That twisted bastard Kaz is in my body right now, and I don't trust him as far as I can throw him, that's why! Ugh, filthy thing...

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[lanturned]

You've lost me. Why don't you trust him?

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[demonic_witch]

That would be because of the open threats we've traded since we met, and the fact that he trashed my room after he saw me going demonic the other day. We haven't got on well at all since I showed up.