asgardeventide | 005 //video - You are tearing me apart, Asgard.

[The feed flickers on and--hey, look, it's Mary Campbell. I mean, it looks like Mary, but can we really be so sure on a day like this? Clearly not, because this person is sporting a very unMary-like expression: that same distressed expression that Rory William often wears.

Yeah, it's Rory. And you may catch him looking down and getting briefly distracted by this body's chest. I'm sorry. He's a nice guy, but he's a guy all the same.]

Oh. [Yeah, pal. Nice job getting caught there. You can be flustered now.] Uh...Mary...? I think we might possibly have just a small problem?

[He begins to wring his hands, but immediately stops. It's not his body. He's not going to chance giving Mary arthritis, nope. So instead, he just sits there, awkwardly staring at the camera.]

I've been through a lot of things. Wibbly-wobbly things, I think the Doctor would call them if he were here. And honestly, I am really surprised that this isn't one that's happened before.

Uh, it's Rory by the way. I imagine Mary looks like me if you're trying to find her. Like I normally do, I mean. I'm normally a bloke.

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Yeah. She's actually one of the first people I met in Asgard. So, I mean, that doesn't exactly make it comforting, but it's better than swapping with someone I don't know.

Maybe.

It's a little of both, I should think. Less embarrassing with a stranger, but at least you can trust a good friend to respect your body while they're in there.

Have you gotten a hold of Mary yet?

Yeah. She's more concerned than I am.

...Not that I'm not concerned! I just know it's going to pass. Like the beards. I can't believe they skipped me on that one.

Yes, the beards... [Edmund's lips thin in exasperation.] I'm a bit concerned. The gods appear to hold fascination for altering our bodies.

Exactly, that's it. I mean, it is concerning. I'd be crazy if I wasn't freaked out.

Hearing yourself with an accent isn't even a little cool?

-Well, maybe a little! But that doesn't change how wrong this is.

I suppose compared to the other curses they've used on us, beards and switching bodies isn't the worst it could have been.

Hey, the beards were cool. I've met pirates and the beards here just...man, they rivaled that lot's.

Perhaps they were only "cool" if you weren't inflicted with one yourself.

No, no, they actually were cool. Mary didn't believe me, though.

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