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[tyrian]

[Feferi--in the soaking wet body of a squishy pink human she has just recently learned cannot, in fact, hold her breath for ten minutes, is sprawled out on the bank of the lake, still gasping for breath. There's a net nearby, just barely in frame, with a bunch of fish.]

Hey, whoever's in my body needs to come to the lake, okay? Grey skin, horns, fins, and you should see a symbol like this on my stuff! [She mimes drawing her symbol--the Pisces sign--in the air.] It's really important, so come right away!

[She pauses a moment to take another deep breath.]

So what else should I know about being a human, besides they can't hold their breath to save their lives?

(OOC: Tags will come from shinigoby!)

Comments

[snowandglass]

Well, the first part I kind of lived through.

The second I heard by proxy from niisama and the others.

[abarais]

[YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT i can't decide whether to be angry or freaked stop it]

You been talkin' to her? That it?

[snowandglass]

Dammit, Renji! Stop being so thick-headed!

1/??? i'm sorry for spamming your inbox oh gosssshhhh

[abarais]

[-- wow holy shit?!?!?! well that sort of definitely sounded like rukia]

[abarais]

[oh]

[abarais]

[oooohhhhhh, he gets it

he gets it]

[abarais]

[smooth, Rukia.

S M O O T H

well take this, Rukia's accomplice, he's going to play the both of you at your very own game]

done!

[abarais]

Sorry. [an obnoxiously long pause] "Rukia".

Renji's idiocy cannot be contained within a single comment

[snowandglass]

...you know, part of me wants to keep playing this game until you get it, and part of me thinks it's a complete waste of time.

truest fact of all

[abarais]

Hey, it's okay. You can let up now. She knows the game's up.

[snowandglass]

[Scanning...scanning...oh.]

Okay. Since when have I ever used fish-related puns? The "me" you're talking to seems to like them.

1/2

[abarais]

[there's a pause

a good





llllllloooooooonnnngggggg pause on this feed

someone's just confessed]

[abarais]

Nothin' happened today. Not a thing.

[PLEASE???????]

[snowandglass]

...do you finally understand, or do I have to hold your hand some more?

[abarais]

Understand what? S'not like anythin' out of the ordinary happened today! Right, Rukia?

[OVERLY CHEERY GRIN

HAVE MERCY]

[snowandglass]

[Remind her why she's friends with you again.

Remind her why, because she's starting to reconsider.]

Have a good day, Renji.

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