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[tyrian]

[Feferi--in the soaking wet body of a squishy pink human she has just recently learned cannot, in fact, hold her breath for ten minutes, is sprawled out on the bank of the lake, still gasping for breath. There's a net nearby, just barely in frame, with a bunch of fish.]

Hey, whoever's in my body needs to come to the lake, okay? Grey skin, horns, fins, and you should see a symbol like this on my stuff! [She mimes drawing her symbol--the Pisces sign--in the air.] It's really important, so come right away!

[She pauses a moment to take another deep breath.]

So what else should I know about being a human, besides they can't hold their breath to save their lives?

(OOC: Tags will come from shinigoby!)

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[snowandglass]

I am not a human, I am shinigami!

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[demonic_witch]

I don't know. Gray skin, horns? Sounds like you're a troll. I've got no clue what it's like to be a troll, so... I'm not sure what to say about being human [Other than the fact that being in Eve's body was the closest thing Samantha had been to actually being human ever in her life.], other than that they're really fragile, so don't try and do anything crazy.

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[shinigoby]

[Oh, there's her body! Phew, it's still in one piece.] Well you look like a human. Or did you get turned into one when you came here?

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[shinigoby]

[Feferi nods.] I'm a troll, yup! You guys sure are squishy. How do you not get hurt all the time?

[snowandglass]

That's what I'm assuming. We naturally resemble humans, but are far from it. [Read: they're just dead people.]

[shinigoby]

Either way you can't hold your breath at all. [Well, not compared to her standards.] You have to come to the lake, okay?

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[demonic_witch]

They. I say they because I'm not human, even if the girl's body I'm in is human. I'm only half human, and I spend most of my time with them, so I've picked up some crap over time.

They don't get hurt because they don't do crazy shit that would get them hurt unless they're trying to get on Jackass or something. And those people aren't long for the world.

[snowandglass]

Now, see? If I was in my regular state, breathing wouldn't even be an issue! [/firstworlddeadpeopleproblems]

[A pause.]

What for?

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[shinigoby]

[Feferi, interest piqued, perks up.] I didn't know you could be just half human! I guess I'll try not to get stabbed or anything. [She giggles.] Or dive into the lake anymore!

[holyfight]

[well, Orihime is Ichigo now, so there. Have a non-scowling Ichigo on your bracelet!]

Kuchiki-san? Is that you?

[shinigoby]

You have to go down into the lake and feed my lusus! She's too far down for me to reach when I'm like this.

[shinigoby]

Is that the name of the person whose body this is? I'm not her, I'm Feferi! [She grins, as if this were not an issue at all.] Who are you?

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[abarais]

[somebody only really pays attention enough to take note of

a) panting dripping wet rukia

b) the last sentence of that broadcast o....ops]

Ain't been in a gigai enough times to know that by now?

[snowandglass]

Feed your...what?

lmao mel i am sorry /JACKS THIS STRAIGHT AWAY

[snowandglass]

That's not me, you idiot.

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[shinigoby]

A what? [Humans sure have some weird terms sometimes!] Is that a real word?

FUCK DA POLICE, switchin accounts WOO!

[suppressthedark]

I'm Inoue Orihime! Although right now I guess I'm Kurosaki-kun. Although I don't really feel like Kurosaki-kun.

So I guess the same thing happened to you and Kuchiki-san! Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Feferi-san!

LMFAO

[abarais]

[wow h... ello odd looking f... ish chick? fish? maybe? fishchick let's just go with that]

That's... good to know.

[video] THIS IS ICHIGO HONEST we just switched accs |D

[holyfight]

[HI HAVE A SCOWLING HIME

It's weird okay]

How long did you try holding it?

[shinigoby]

My lusus. She's like my guardian at home. You've probably noticed the fins and gills and stuff, right? She lives underwater.

[There's a short pause.] But don't try to use my gills. They don't work here and I'll be so mad if you drown my body. That would just be embarrassing!

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[abarais]

You hit your head on somethin' while you were down there drownin' yourself?

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[demonic_witch]

You can if your dad's a dick of a monster, and biologically viable with humans. [Ok, even she recognized that came off a little acridly.] Sorry about that. Yeah, there's ways. It probably depends a bit on how you have kids, honestly.

Stabbings are bad, but you should be able to swim. Most people swim.

aww yeah

[shinigoby]

Nice to meet you, too! [She waves at the camera.] This shore is a weird situation, isn't it? [But the way she giggles says she's finding it to be a lot of fun.]

[snowandglass]

[...renji you dolt]

I'm Rukia. That's not Rukia.

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[shinigoby]

[Feferi, at least, has seen the other conversation and now realizes this person thinks she's Ruika.

But Ruika can worry about fixing that mistake.]

Oh, maybe I did! Everything's sort of confusing! You should refresh my memory!

[She is kind of overdoing her "acting confused" shtick. A lot.]