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[trickyoutwice]

Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[trickyoutwice]

you do know i was being figurative right
he's not actually a donut
tho if he were he'd probably try to eat himself, let's be fair
i won't judge your paperclip problem if you want to get rid of the evidence for me

[gentle]

oh
i wasn't sure
i'm not familiar with the ways of the world
so a donut-person isn't farfetch'd to me.

[HAHA SEE WHAT HE DID THERE HE'S SO CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

as long as you don't tell anyone
i won't mind disposing of your evidence for you.
i won't tell anyone where i received them from in turn.

[trickyoutwice]

in what world is there any possibility someone is actually a donut
really, i'm serious, i want to know
[alsdfh that pun]
a mutual secret, huh?
but how do i know i can trust you
what if you start blackmailing for more and more paperclips
holding that one last piece of evidence you didn't unfold over my head