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[trickyoutwice]

Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

then you're probably smarter than 80% of the guys back home
good job not being a sucker!

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[parasiteye]

Who would fall for something like that????

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

the same guy who thinks his frog from science class really hopped away to freedom on dissection day

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[parasiteye]

That....what?? What the fuck does any of that mean??

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[trickyoutwice]

you know, dissection day
when everyone in class gets a frog
and you cut it open to see how it ticks

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[parasiteye]

You guys have a day where you just--do that?!

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

yeah, you don't?
the girls hate it
frog guts everywhere

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[parasiteye]

Fuck no, that's disgusting...!

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

it's for our education
apparently
i have yet to run into anything where knowing what a frog's insides look like is a plus though
except for making certain people puke

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[parasiteye]

Ugh...! Humans are disgusting!

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

huh
so what are you if not human?
wow, i hope you're not a frog
that'd be awkward

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[parasiteye]

No! I'm a demon, asshole. Your world got those?

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

not unless you count my team captain
which is questionable
since he would probably make grown men cry if he wasn't pretending to be nice

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[parasiteye]

Team captain....? What, you're some kind warrior?

[anon text]

[trickyoutwice]

no i play tennis
the vice-captain probably thinks we are though

voice 4ever sjks /lazy

[parasiteye]

What the fuck is tennis??

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[trickyoutwice]

it's a game
you have a racket
and fuzzy yellow balls
and you hit them at people as hard as you can
you should try it
channel all that grumpy rage

[parasiteye]

Yeah, I'll pass--all of that sounds dumb. If you wanna fix a bad mood it's better to actually beat someone up.

[trickyoutwice]

you'd be surprised at the number of tennis-related injuries
that occur in matches
that resemble what might happen if you were to say
beat someone up

[parasiteye]

Hmm...still needs more knives, I'd say. You got any of those for your sport?

[trickyoutwice]

wow going for the feisty ones huh
the idea's to make it look accidental you know
oops
i didn't mean to let my partner smash that ball into your face
so hard you got concussed

[parasiteye]

Well...I guess that idea has some promise. Much easier if you knock 'em off though.

[trickyoutwice]

where's the sport in that
they can't get back up for you to do it again
in a new, more interesting way