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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Right, so no video from Euri! Just audio, because her run-in with a certain spidery douchebag has her slightly paranoid. She doesn't want more people mistaking her for a citizen of this city. That was just embarrassing.]

I'll make this quick, since I doubt most of you will be useful! [Since you all seem to be mostly humans. Ew.]

First! Is there anyone else here who's from Fuggum? [She sounds pretty flippant as she continues. Asking feels awkward, and explaining is a hassle.] If you don't know what it is then you're obviously not someone I'm looking for, and I'm not about to talk about it to any of you, so don't ask.

Second, where can I get a cauldron? For cooking, since I'm not sure how anyone is supposed to do that when these houses don't even have a single fireplace or fire pit. [This has absolutely nothing to do with trying to brew potions, nosir. Just perfectly normal non-Witchy cooking.]

Finally... [She just sounds confused now.] What's a 'spa'? Is it something you can eat?

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen cauldrons, but if it's cooking you're trying to do, there are pots in the kitchen better suited to the stoves we're provided with in the cupboards of the kitchen.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen anything like a stove where I'm staying. All the food is being kept in an ugly room with big metal boxes taking up all the space.

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

Is there a box shaped unit with 4 circles on the top? That's a stove.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

I think you must be slow. That's not a stove. You don't even use stoves to cook so I'm not sure why we're having this conversation!

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

...

What welcome hall are you in?

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[chillin.livejournal.com]

Fuggum, fuggum...

[ he rolls his tongue around it a bit. ]

I'm may or may be right but I think there's movie about that somewhere.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[This may in fact be the worst response ever:]

A what?

yes B)!!

[chillin.livejournal.com]

A movie. As in, sitting on your ass watching moving pictures move across a screen for an hour or more. Screen as in, those technology invocations from the 20th century. Technology as in, a part of human history.

Human as in -- well, me.

[ it's hard explaining things!! ]

[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

I know what a human is! And the rest of that makes no sense. Are you making all that up? [It definitely sounds made up 8T]

[chillin.livejournal.com]

Do you? 'Cause there's always the possibility you're not picking up what I'm laying down due to some ridiculous fact you're not all that familiar with humans.

[ oh yeah. let's just +1 to the human race here. ]

Unless you are one, then you're just clueless.

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[takebow]

...A spa is somewhere you go to relax, or get treatments and baths and stuff... Are you from the past or something like that...?

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

I'm from the present, of course! [In her world, at least...

And she definitely doesn't sound impressed.]

That sounds pretty stupid. Why would I want to go to a place like that? I'm perfectly healthy.

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[takebow]

...Right, I guess that would be the answer... I mean, are you from -- [Actually, there's no good way to ask that, is there?] ...Earth?

You go there more for comfort or to look good than for, like, actually being sick.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

Nope. I've never even heard of that place before. [Assuming that's either some podunk village in Micah or one of those 'other worlds' Alduin was talking about.] I'm from the Fuggum region.

[Still sounds weird to her! But a daypass to a place like that does make a bit more sense.] ... Oh. That's all those places do? Comfort and making you look good...?

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[takebow]

...Well, I've never heard of that, either.

And yeah, pretty much. It's supposed to promote good health or whatever, but not to cure anything...

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

--No way! You're from Ediacara????

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Oh no.

Ohhhh no no no no.]

...... Don't tell me you are, too.

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Of course I fucking am! From Mactech!

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[WHYYY? WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER?]

Ugh, that's awful.

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Hey, fuck you Panties. Where're you from?

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[dressmakes.livejournal.com]

You -- you don't know what a spa is?!

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

Kind of... someone else explained it to me. It sounds pretty frivolous.

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[dressmakes.livejournal.com]

Frivolous?! Heavens, no, darling! It's just the thing every girl needs after a long week!

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

But I'm perfectly healthy! I don't need some stupid thing rich people would use.

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[dressmakes.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be sick or rich to use a spa! If you work hard, and your muscles get tense, then it's very relaxing.